Monday, July 11, 2016

Never trust a fart


28 comments:

  1. I am really horny.

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  2. I was born male.

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  3. Hillary Clinton for President

    Guns should be banned

    I am a vegan

    I refuse to shave

    Can we order Dom

    My daddy kisses better



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  4. My daddy's is bigger

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  5. Geez, loaded, have you had any good first dates?!

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  6. What's your name again?

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  7. Do farts have lumps?

    My last date swallowed.

    This is Dutch, right?

    No chick flicks, bitch.

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  8. Make me a sammich.

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  9. Fred, are you asking her or is she asking you?

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  10. Your mom is cute.

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  11. IDK Angel, I've never asked or been asked on a first date, unfortunately.

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  12. You SURE yer 18?

    You on yer period?

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  13. Yer breath stinks.

    I can't count.

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  14. It's a cold sore.
    You have nice tits.
    Ted Bundy was cool.
    I am a Scientologist.
    I am on unemployment.
    You look better drunk.
    Tampons are for pussies.
    I pay child support.
    Pick up the tab.
    Let's go to Hooters.
    That girl is hot.
    It's my ex calling.
    Strangulation victims rarely scream.

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  15. And the winner is:


    IS IT IN YET

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  16. I'm voting for Hillary
    I support Bernie Sanders
    Gender's a social construct
    something something wage gap
    Feminism stands for equality
    Donald Trump is racist
    Brexit was a mistake
    America was never great
    Nobody really needs guns
    I'm a vegan, you?

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  17. THIS WAS HYSTERICAL!!! CHEEKS HURT FROM LAUGHING!!!

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  18. Do you know Angel?

    Can you parallel park?

    Do you like bacon?

    Is your Mom free?

    Can you get off?

    Are you into raccoons?

    Are your hands pink?

    Has your wife died?

    Is she from Florida?

    Can she file suit?

    You own a porch?

    Did you vote Obama?

    I've had a LOT of first (and last) dates.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.