It's a cold sore. You have nice tits. Ted Bundy was cool. I am a Scientologist. I am on unemployment. You look better drunk. Tampons are for pussies. I pay child support. Pick up the tab. Let's go to Hooters. That girl is hot. It's my ex calling. Strangulation victims rarely scream.
I'm voting for Hillary I support Bernie Sanders Gender's a social construct something something wage gap Feminism stands for equality Donald Trump is racist Brexit was a mistake America was never great Nobody really needs guns I'm a vegan, you?
I am really horny.
ReplyDeleteYour sister fucks better.
ReplyDeleteI was born male.
ReplyDeleteHillary Clinton for President
ReplyDeleteGuns should be banned
I am a vegan
I refuse to shave
Can we order Dom
My daddy kisses better
My daddy's is bigger
ReplyDeleteGeez, loaded, have you had any good first dates?!
ReplyDeleteWhat's your name again?
ReplyDeleteDo farts have lumps?
ReplyDeleteMy last date swallowed.
This is Dutch, right?
No chick flicks, bitch.
Are those tits real?
ReplyDeleteYou don't sweat much!
ReplyDeleteMake me a sammich.
ReplyDeleteAre you a grower?
ReplyDeleteHope you're a grower.
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Are you into anal?
ReplyDeleteFred, are you asking her or is she asking you?
ReplyDeleteYour mom is cute.
ReplyDeleteIDK Angel, I've never asked or been asked on a first date, unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteWill you marry me?
ReplyDeleteYou SURE yer 18?
ReplyDeleteYou on yer period?
Yer breath stinks.
ReplyDeleteI can't count.
It's a cold sore.
ReplyDeleteYou have nice tits.
Ted Bundy was cool.
I am a Scientologist.
I am on unemployment.
You look better drunk.
Tampons are for pussies.
I pay child support.
Pick up the tab.
Let's go to Hooters.
That girl is hot.
It's my ex calling.
Strangulation victims rarely scream.
And the winner is:
ReplyDeleteIS IT IN YET
I live with Mama.
ReplyDeleteI'm voting for Hillary
ReplyDeleteI support Bernie Sanders
Gender's a social construct
something something wage gap
Feminism stands for equality
Donald Trump is racist
Brexit was a mistake
America was never great
Nobody really needs guns
I'm a vegan, you?
THIS WAS HYSTERICAL!!! CHEEKS HURT FROM LAUGHING!!!
ReplyDeleteDo you know Angel?
ReplyDeleteCan you parallel park?
Do you like bacon?
Is your Mom free?
Can you get off?
Are you into raccoons?
Are your hands pink?
Has your wife died?
Is she from Florida?
Can she file suit?
You own a porch?
Did you vote Obama?
I've had a LOT of first (and last) dates.
So, I have herpes.
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