When we were stupid/young/etc, the dumbass bunch of us pitched in to get a case of quart beers. The guy with the fake ID tripped on the doorway out of the store, and every bottle broke. It's a miracle the guy is still alive today. We all disowned him eventually. I almost put him down for firing an unloaded pellet pistol in my face.
My sister used to deliver pizza on a unicycle.
ReplyDeleteWhen we were stupid/young/etc, the dumbass bunch of us pitched in to get a case of quart beers. The guy with the fake ID tripped on the doorway out of the store, and every bottle broke. It's a miracle the guy is still alive today. We all disowned him eventually. I almost put him down for firing an unloaded pellet pistol in my face.
ReplyDeletethe degree to which you want to see him hit a rock is in inverse relationship to your interest in the beer.....
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I'll bet this guy is manly enough to squeeze 120lbs with his hands. Referring to the post above about manliness.
ReplyDeleteIt's a lot better doing that with cans... on a bad day you still have some beer.
ReplyDeleteBadass, dumbass.
ReplyDeleteTo-may-to, to-mah-to.
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It's only Miller Beer.........I vote vote for the rock thingy!
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