Oh man! And then after the post chili night at Jose's surprise (surprise = a fart with lumps) you will be free to say, "Uh Oh! I think I just shat my shants." Or maybe, "Did grief in my briefs" But possibly "Did a little poot in my union suit." Or even "Did something unmentionable in my unmentionables." Please, someone stop me before I make very bad alliterate puns again!
I see potential here, but somehow it's just not working as shown
ReplyDeletePretty sure the pants are trying to escape.
ReplyDeleteI see that, and I am trying to escape.....
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Things like this make me wish the Fashion Police were given the power to perform summary exections.
ReplyDeleteOh man! And then after the post chili night at Jose's surprise (surprise = a fart with lumps) you will be free to say, "Uh Oh! I think I just shat my shants."
ReplyDeleteOr maybe, "Did grief in my briefs"
But possibly "Did a little poot in my union suit."
Or even "Did something unmentionable in my unmentionables."
Please, someone stop me before I make very bad alliterate puns again!
To prevent rub burns where your thighs rub together!?!?!?
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