Grooming and deodorizing: $68
Duck shit lake water mud bath: Priceless
Friday, September 9, 2016
Max: 30 minutes after the grooming
Picked Max up at the groomers and took him for a morning stroll at John Stiff Memorial Dog Park. Best jack rabbit hunting in Amarillo; Max doesn't get close, but he doesn't give up either. So after a good 20-30 minutes chase, I got him back on the leash but knew he needed a drink. Max just loves fishy, duck poo lake water. Down to the edge he goes. Into it he goes. And then he sits in it.
Grooming and deodorizing: $68
Duck shit lake water mud bath: Priceless
Grooming and deodorizing: $68
Duck shit lake water mud bath: Priceless
Your groomer isn't by chance a tallish redhead, mid 40s by chance?
ReplyDeleteDog. Sounds like hog. For more than one reason...
ReplyDelete.....and, one happy dog!!
ReplyDeletevaquero viejo
Mud baths are good for the complexion. Smart dog. Try it before the groomer next time.
ReplyDeletePretty sure he just gave you and your smell-good grooming the middle toe.
ReplyDeleteAw, he looks so handsome. Now for some eau de dog, and off to find some lady dogs. Glad you are feeling better.
ReplyDeleteYep, dawg's gotta be a dawg. Can't help it, doesn't care what you think.
ReplyDeleteNext time, just go straight to the duck lake water.
ReplyDeleteHose down once you get home.
$68 for you
You can't clean a dog. If you clesn a dog and don't take it where a duck shit mud bath or rotten possum-guts roll isn't possible (i.e., you keep the poor thing indoors), the miserable cretin/creature will suffer diarrhea in the night and roll in it just to punish you for denying its natural urges. Count yourself lucky, soulless ginger!
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