....and worst of all is the electorate that has never seen it, would not understand it they did, and will blindly vote for her anyway....I believe a yellow dog can appear in the bitch gender.....
And I'm guessing here, since I never purposely watch anything I now she's apart of, but I'd bet whoever it was who asked her the question didn't follow up with, "Wha, wha, WHAT did yiu just say and will you please tell me where the answer to my question was in that truckload of bullshit you just spewed?" No, instead I bet they gushed, genuflected and kissed her oversized ass.
plagiarism is the root of all culture - Pete Seeger She stole it from Monty Python
the Dinosaur Sketch by Monty Python, et,al.
elk: And well you may. Yes my word you may well ask what it is, this theory of mine. Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine-- ...is mine.
Host: (more impatient) I know it's yours. What is it?
Elk: Where? Oh, what is my theory?
Host: Yes!
Elk: Oh, my theory that I have follows the lines I am about to relate. (Coughs) Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.
Host: Oh God.
Elk: Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. [Impatient noises from Host] The Theory, by A. Elk. That's A for Anne, it's not by a elk.
Host: Right....
Elk: This theory which belongs to me is as follows. Ahem. Ahem. This is how it goes. Ahem. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ahem. Ready?
(Host moans)
Elk: The Theory by A. Elk brackets Miss brackets. My theory is along the following lines.
Host: Oh God.
Elk: All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too.
Host: That's it, is it?
Elk: Right, Chris.
Host: Well, Anne, this theory of yours seems to have hit the nail on the head.
Elk: And it's mine.
Host: (ironical) Thank you for coming along to the studio.
*I* can rate that.
ReplyDeleteF.
No, wait, F minus.
Hmmmm. !Aha!
P, for politicobabble.
A whole paragraph, and she doesn't say a damn thing.
ReplyDelete- Charlie
A shining example of Newspeak approved by the Ministry of Truth.
ReplyDeleteWow, what a stunning example of speaking without saying shit.
ReplyDelete"holy babble time"
ReplyDeleteWildflower
Huh?
ReplyDeleteHuh?
ReplyDeleteThat is less coherent than the if by whiskey speech. She never provides a noun subject. It's all adverbs & adjectives, praising herself.
ReplyDeleteWhen you have no valid accomplishments, you have to obscure your language to the point of incoherence.
ReplyDeleteWhat is even funnier is that I have seen FB posts where they try and explain how she really made sense in this quote. Hah!
ReplyDelete....and worst of all is the electorate that has never seen it, would not understand it they did, and will blindly vote for her anyway....I believe a yellow dog can appear in the bitch gender.....
ReplyDeletevaquero viejo
That was a great example of a null-statement. It not only did not answer the question asked, it actually has neither meaning or structure.
ReplyDeleteObfuscation to the ninth degree.
ReplyDeleteAre we considered so stupid that this will scan? I think not.
That actually makes my brain cry.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm guessing here, since I never purposely watch anything I now she's apart of, but I'd bet whoever it was who asked her the question didn't follow up with, "Wha, wha, WHAT did yiu just say and will you please tell me where the answer to my question was in that truckload of bullshit you just spewed?" No, instead I bet they gushed, genuflected and kissed her oversized ass.
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ReplyDeleteplagiarism is the root of all culture - Pete Seeger
She stole it from Monty Python
the Dinosaur Sketch by Monty Python, et,al.
elk: And well you may. Yes my word you may well ask what it is, this theory of mine. Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine-- ...is mine.
Host: (more impatient) I know it's yours. What is it?
Elk: Where? Oh, what is my theory?
Host: Yes!
Elk: Oh, my theory that I have follows the lines I am about to relate. (Coughs) Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.
Host: Oh God.
Elk: Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. [Impatient noises from Host] The Theory, by A. Elk. That's A for Anne, it's not by a elk.
Host: Right....
Elk: This theory which belongs to me is as follows. Ahem. Ahem. This is how it goes. Ahem. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ahem. Ready?
(Host moans)
Elk: The Theory by A. Elk brackets Miss brackets. My theory is along the following lines.
Host: Oh God.
Elk: All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too.
Host: That's it, is it?
Elk: Right, Chris.
Host: Well, Anne, this theory of yours seems to have hit the nail on the head.
Elk: And it's mine.
Host: (ironical) Thank you for coming along to the studio.
Elk: My pleasure, Chris.
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Rich in NC