My wife made a beautiful beaver fur cap for herself, and with the trimmings made me a knitted voyageur cap with fur trim.
I have a friend, who safely flirts with her all the time (once she said, "Okay, but I'll break you.") I asked him if he wanted to pet my wife's beaver. He looked shocked, but said "Yes." I handed him the hat.
Wife just about peed herself laughing at our friend.
Yeah, I'm a bit of a jerk, and I'm voting for Trump, also.
Sedition, I think even better if (insert your favorite hottie) is holding the furry critter while dressed in not much at all and saying, "pet MY beaver...."
But the beaver wants half of my shit when I do that.
ReplyDeleteMy wife made a beautiful beaver fur cap for herself, and with the trimmings made me a knitted voyageur cap with fur trim.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend, who safely flirts with her all the time (once she said, "Okay, but I'll break you.") I asked him if he wanted to pet my wife's beaver. He looked shocked, but said "Yes." I handed him the hat.
Wife just about peed herself laughing at our friend.
Yeah, I'm a bit of a jerk, and I'm voting for Trump, also.
It would sell better if the title was "Pet Your Beaver."
ReplyDeleteMarketing. It's ALL about marketing.
Sedition, I think even better if (insert your favorite hottie) is holding the furry critter while dressed in not much at all and saying, "pet MY beaver...."
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