Sunday, October 9, 2016

When you know the diet isn't working


This reminds me of the time my bff and I had lunch in Dumas.
She'd locked her keys in her Avalanche and I had to climb
through the sliding back window to reach the unlock button with a stick.
The truck was parked on the Dumas highway, and my jeans-clad ass
(she was wearing a skirt that day so I was up)
was sticking out for all the passing truck drivers.
It was actually quite validating.

6 comments:

  1. I would have loved to see that.

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  2. my cousin eddie can't read

    a dumb raccoon he is

    Wildflower

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  3. ahhh, would love to have seen that sight, Wise Angel One.....


    vaquero viejo

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  4. is that pronounced "doo-maas" or "dumb-ass"?

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  5. Nice story. That's an image I'll carry all day.

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  6. "my jeans-clad ass"
    Stretch goes to his happy place.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.