So I'd like you to take a little time and think of how you can ruin Thanksgiving in just four words. Be creative. Be crude. Be yourselves. But mostly, get it out of your system here before you go unleash on your loved ones.
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
Angel's Thanksgiving Day Challenge
Many of you are going to large family gatherings in the next few days. And with larger families, there are diverse, and often hostile, opinions. Especially after this election.
So I'd like you to take a little time and think of how you can ruin Thanksgiving in just four words. Be creative. Be crude. Be yourselves. But mostly, get it out of your system here before you go unleash on your loved ones.
So I'd like you to take a little time and think of how you can ruin Thanksgiving in just four words. Be creative. Be crude. Be yourselves. But mostly, get it out of your system here before you go unleash on your loved ones.
I boinked the turkey.
ReplyDeleteMashed potatoes Extra Creamy
ReplyDeleteTrump is my President
ReplyDeletehillary deserves another chance.
ReplyDeleteFuck off, Trump Won.
ReplyDeleteI am now Vegan
Hilary Belongs In Jail
Jenner stuffed the turkey
ReplyDeleteCan poultry spread AIDS?
ReplyDeleteWhen is the inauguration?
ReplyDeleteIt's a tofu turkey.
Al_in_Ottawa
i'm out of booze
ReplyDeletei voted for don
i hate your kids
i licked the deviledeggs
rr
"WOW You got FAT"
ReplyDeleteDamnit man, CHEER UP!
ReplyDeleteI voted for Hillary
ReplyDeleteGluten-free is better
Trump is keeping Obamacare.
ReplyDeleteMaking America Great Again
ReplyDeleteHey everyone! We're here!!
ReplyDeleteHillary choked, Monica didn't.
ReplyDeleteMy in-laws are here.
ReplyDeletewe not cooking humans
ReplyDeleteWildflower
Your Parents Are Coming.
ReplyDelete"did you just fart?"
ReplyDeletevaquero viejo
Sorry, didn't understand challenge, was being attacked by pie-crust.
ReplyDeleteSo.... here are several from my addled mind....
Die, fucking in-laws!
Eat Hot Lead, Inlawbrothers!
Gators Suck, Go FSU!
Trump says, "I Won."
God bless president trump.
ReplyDeleteExile1981
Wake up, Hillary won.
ReplyDeleteTrump sure buttfucked Hitlary!
ReplyDeleteTest came back positive.
ReplyDeleteIt's not your kid.
Uncle Joe just arrived.
I want a divorce.
Karen's boyfriend is coming.
Test strip showed positive!
ReplyDeleteS III.
Mom, what's a rubber?
ReplyDeleteJust fuck all y'all.
ReplyDeleteThat baby's just ugly.
ReplyDeleteWe're having it here?!
ReplyDeleteThe dessert is tofu
ReplyDeleteThis really happened...
ReplyDelete12 family over for Thanksgiving dinner. Youngest son comes out of the bathroom, "Septic system's backed up."
ReplyDeleteHow bout them Cubbies ?
How bout that Trump ?
Think Hillary gets indicted ?
Hurry up, January 20th
They bailed him out.
ReplyDeleteYour ex- is here.
ReplyDeleteSuck it up, pussies!
ReplyDeleteYour folks just arrived.
ReplyDeleteMy folks just arrived.
I forgot the whiskey.
I violated the turkey.
Lets discuss Obamacare benefits.
...don't think I'm communicable...
"Home-made" my ass!
ReplyDeleteI Brought My AR
ReplyDeleteYou just don't know! LOL! Happy Thanksgiving, Angel and crew!
ReplyDeleteNow I have seen it all. Sitting here in MI, watching the only football game of the year, the Lions on Thanksgiving Day. And I now have the 4 words that wreck Thanksgiving Day.
ReplyDeleteShe Sang Too Long.
What a bunch of morons to complain, first about some nobody who takes a knee during the national anthem. Now, I see that they are complaining that Aretha Franklin sang the national anthem for too long. What a bunch of fucking dicks. Sorry for the language on this day, I just can't help it.
Need to start Romo
ReplyDelete"No pie for you."
ReplyDeleteSeminoles Sucks, go UF!
We need more gravy.
ReplyDelete"You fucking kidding me!"
ReplyDelete"She's a fucking redhead?!"
Happy bird day Angel and Co.,James
Dessert is sugar free.
ReplyDeleteWho are these Assholes?
ReplyDeleteHappy T day America.
But I DID bring my AR.
ReplyDeleteand everyone had fun shooting it.
"Go fuck your selves"
ReplyDelete(I guess I'm the only rude one here)
ReplyDeleteHell, I posted something on a cousins FB when she had a link about Trumps Sec. of Education pick Devos. I made the mistake of saying that calling her a Fundamental Christian was not a bad thing, as there are millions of us in the country, and we don't hate LGBTQ's or kick our dogs, n such. Something like that. Oops. Wrong thing to say. Her son, tough guy that he must be, came on and offered to put me in the hospital if I ever posted anything on his mom's page again, told me to stay the F... off of it, etc. I was so afraid, I thought I would pee myself. So I offered him the option to reconsider or give it a try, but to pack a big lunch and bring help. His mom, my cousin, took it down, right away. I don't think she was afraid he would hurt me. I did physical work my entire life. I carry a gun so I don't have to fight, but that doesn't mean that I can't . Ain't holidays and family just so special. I think I will take a nap, just in case. Damn kids, no respect.
ReplyDeleteKitchen sink's stopped up. (Yesterday, 10AM. No Drano, no plunger, almost everything in the world is closed.) She had just started cooking...
ReplyDeleteHere, Hold my Beer!
ReplyDeleteDolt