Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Hey Angel, what did you get for your birthday?

Well, yesterday I got a lovely bottle of Jameson from a friend and I bought myself a Ruger LC380 because Snowflakes give me the sads and I needed a new safe place. I was planning on taking Rolf the Ruger to the range tomorrow for a little getting to know you time, but LIFE gave me a birthday gift while I was sleeping.

Woke up at three with a fever, every joint from my hips down felt like they were under siege, and an elephant was sitting on my chest. My eyes felt like burning sandpaper and I don't know what shit in my mouth before dying, but yeah....I have flu. More like FLU. I managed to get the chicks dressed and off to school, and then I posted something that made a couple of readers do spit takes. Yay me!
Down for a few hours. Up to do mischief, down for a couple hours; up to get Cute Chicks, down again and I can't get up.

So this post is brought to you by Hot Toddies and Nyquil Cold and Flu. Enjoy.


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12 comments:

  1. AndrewNovember 16, 2016 at 2:28 PM

    Sorry you are feeling run over, but...

    Did you have to post the psycodelic glow-in-the-dark moving poster thingy? I think I wore half my battery down staring at it.

    Get better so you can shoot something.

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  2. TerryNovember 16, 2016 at 2:38 PM

    Shoot while sick. You don't get to pick when you need that skill.
    And happy 50+1 day. But who is counting. :)
    Terry
    Fla.

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  3. Jesse in DCNovember 16, 2016 at 2:52 PM

    Holy Cow!!! Where was that 30 years ago?

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  4. Bobo the HoboNovember 16, 2016 at 3:00 PM

    Nyquil shooters cure anything. Even if they don't, you don't care.

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  5. oldawgNovember 16, 2016 at 3:35 PM

    I find that a Nyquil and Jim Beam boilermaker Will allow you to nap a little.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 16, 2016 at 4:44 PM

    get better soon

    from that nasty

    Wildflower

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  7. wirecutterNovember 16, 2016 at 7:16 PM

    Whoa. Badass, I'm stealing that fucker.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 16, 2016 at 7:29 PM

    get well soon....and send more whatever-the-hell that is.......I'm thinkin it should come with appropriate music ...Jimi Hendrix?


    vaquero viejo

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  9. oldawgNovember 17, 2016 at 4:51 AM

    Think I'll dig out an Iron Butterfly 8track an some flu cure. See yall next week.

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  10. Jim in AlaskaNovember 17, 2016 at 10:15 AM

    Hum. Bottle of Jameson.

    You could try the Irish cold (flu) cure: Hop in bed with the Jameson. Pull the covers up so your feet stick out. Count them, if you come up with 2 drink a shot of Jameson. Count then again & if you come up with 2 drink a shot of Jameson.

    Repeat until you count 4 feet, put aside the bottle snuggle under the covers and when you awake your be right!

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  11. AnonymousNovember 17, 2016 at 10:21 AM

    DUDE!! I want some of that dose---Seriously I would have spent all day staring at that 35 years ago.---Ray

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  12. iOpenerNovember 17, 2016 at 5:22 PM

    I swiped it. Beautiful, the music of Mozart made somewhat visible.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.