Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
And the coroner said it was the worst case of suicide he'd ever seen!
Nahh, not realistic, iffn' she had been shot, she would have released her bladder and bowels, the front of her jeans would have been soaked...
No, the poor girl died of natural causes. Probably some kind of Zika virus. We have to dispose of the body quickly before anyone else is contaminated. No time for autopsy.
Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.
And the coroner said it was the worst case of suicide he'd ever seen!
ReplyDeleteNahh, not realistic, iffn' she had been shot, she would have released her bladder and bowels, the front of her jeans would have been soaked...
ReplyDeleteNo, the poor girl died of natural causes. Probably some kind of Zika virus. We have to dispose of the body quickly before anyone else is contaminated. No time for autopsy.
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