That's usually my story with delivery people. They'll insist on ringing the doorbell before noon on the days I'm running so far behind and in the ugliest, most mismatched pjs I own and my hair looks like the birds have nested in it. I just chalk it up to mom life.
One guy I know, when he see's JW's or moron missionaries answers his door naked and greets them with "Hey guys, the orgy doesn't start for another hour, and you gotta bring hot chicks." or if female, "hey gals, you're early for the orgy, but I don't mind starting early, dump the cloths and get on in here." Has not had a visit in over two years.
Hey Jeremy. We have stupid missionaries here. One day they came to my door railing about the horrors of the Catholic Church. I told them I was a Papist and that calmed them down and they left me alone.
That's usually my story with delivery people. They'll insist on ringing the doorbell before noon on the days I'm running so far behind and in the ugliest, most mismatched pjs I own and my hair looks like the birds have nested in it. I just chalk it up to mom life.
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If only PJ's looked like regular clothes.
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One guy I know, when he see's JW's or moron missionaries answers his door naked and greets them with "Hey guys, the orgy doesn't start for another hour, and you gotta bring hot chicks." or if female, "hey gals, you're early for the orgy, but I don't mind starting early, dump the cloths and get on in here."
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Hey Jeremy. We have stupid missionaries here. One day they came to my door railing about the horrors of the Catholic Church. I told them I was a Papist and that calmed them down and they left me alone.
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if you insist on face to face conversation ( or any conversation) with "non morning people", then the visual(and any other) fallout is all on you.....
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