Monday, January 9, 2017

The internet has ruined me


14 comments:

  1. Important safety tip, thanks Egan.

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  2. oh gawd,I'm not even going there. I have some morals. somewhere...

    And Sarthurk wishes you a happy new year. I'm doing the same thing I did last year, so if you want to count little critters on the bottom of the ocean, I can instruct you, or tell how you to avoid this sort of career.

    Still gotta fire the XDS453.3 for the first time.... well, before other dispatch.

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  3. better go with "chocolate" or "coconut" or some other specific flavor....seems any generic search can be "unsettling" anymore...


    vaquero viejo

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  4. Have you been hacking into my browser history?

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  5. When your kid needs dice for a school project do not type 'dice' into an ebay search.

    Exile1981

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  6. Dammit, now I have to Google "dice".

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    1. Ebay not google. Evidently sex dice are more popular than normal dice.

      Exile1981

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  7. Try looking for info on Leslie Lamport's extensions to Knuth's TeX typesetting tool. It is called LaTeX...

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  8. My sister tried to google for Dick's Sporting Goods a few years ago.

    I think she's still getting pop-ups.

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  9. I had a legitimate reason to google horse anatomy (to relay some info to my vet.)

    Scrolled too far.

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  10. Also, make sure when you search the internets for information on hunting the western black tail deer, that you include the word deer. Don't use the local term blacktail.
    I have this advise on good authority.
    Jean

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  11. My God!

    That is unsavoury!

    (With apologies...)

    P

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.