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in the oil and gas industry, all geologists are by nature and training optimists,while all engineers are by nature and training pessimists....
Exactly. My favorite engineer joke. Anybody can build a bridge that stands. It takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands.
Pessimist: the glass is half empty Optomist: the glass is half fullEngineer: the grass is twice as big as it needs to be
Mad Science: Socially irresponsible engineering disguised as performance art.
As an engineer...Veeshir and Billll are 110% right.
Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.
in the oil and gas industry, all geologists are by nature and training optimists,while all engineers are by nature and training pessimists....
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite engineer joke.
Anybody can build a bridge that stands.
It takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands.
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
ReplyDeleteOptomist: the glass is half full
Engineer: the grass is twice as big as it needs to be
Mad Science: Socially irresponsible engineering disguised as performance art.
ReplyDeleteAs an engineer...
ReplyDeleteVeeshir and Billll are 110% right.