Monday, March 6, 2017

Florida Man strikes again

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  1. No hands and no legs? Is his name Matt???

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  2. If they find him in a swimming pool, his name is Bob.
    Or, if found at a gas station, his name is Phil.
    Pile of leaves, Russel.
    What the heck would he use to fire a weapon?

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  3. That's genius. Who would suspect him?

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  4. the irony is running off the page and onto the floor.....


    vaquero viejo

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  5. Have they checked 2nd base at the local Ball Park?

    De Oppresso Liber

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  6. ...series of dwarf butt-bitings.

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  7. My guess is that is he hiding right under their noses.

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  8. He dead...
    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-sean-petrozzino-killed-parents-self-20151005-story.html.

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  9. "What the heck would he use to fire a weapon?"

    "Hey lady, I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

    Sometimes, when I read this stuff, I imagine I can hear my High School English Comp teacher weeping quietly.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.