The disposable plastic ones never get as cold as the older metal specula do. Plus it is easier to paint a duck face on them (things to do when it is a slow night in the ER).
Actually, I am surprised the metal ones weren't advertised as a "cherry picker" ;-)
Another one I am going to leave alone... we used to have speculum fights in OB.
ReplyDeleteI ain't sayin' a damned thing.
ReplyDeleteAw c'mon, afraid I'll ban you?
ReplyDeleteLet me guess, he drives a Prius and his favorite brand is Ben & Jerry's?
ReplyDelete"Open Wide!"
ReplyDelete"This'll only hurt for a little while."
My favorite was always, "Relax and let your knees fall open naturally."
ReplyDeletealways like tools with multiple uses....ummm, and wash thoroughly after each use.....
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The disposable plastic ones never get as cold as the older metal specula do. Plus it is easier to paint a duck face on them (things to do when it is a slow night in the ER).
ReplyDeleteActually, I am surprised the metal ones weren't advertised as a "cherry picker" ;-)
Not going to comment on this one.
ReplyDeleteDon't even want to know why it was in the garage.