1) A jar full of green M & Ms with one red peanut one clearly visible in the middle. The jar lid would be very obviously and distractingly cross-threaded.
2) A really nice bottle of wine. (No corkscrew, though.)
3) A basket full of puppies with a sign that reads "Free puppy's"
It's a pentacle, not a 'Magick Circle', and I'd put in the girl, in the hopes of luring several she-demons with ummm, ummm, 'interesting' ideas on well, things, you know? Things involving me, the girl and lots of she-demons, that kind of thing.
A redhead, with blue eyes, and not an ounce of evil.
The last part is hard for a redhead. It's hard for most other hair colors from my experience as well. However, it's somehow been documented, that blue eyed people are more prone to lying...? wait, what was this about? Bottom line is, Watch your 6.
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it could incriminate me, send me to the naughty corner, and possibly result in my being banned (wailing and moaning and gnashing of teeth) ....
1) A jar full of green M & Ms with one red peanut one clearly visible in the middle. The jar lid would be very obviously and distractingly cross-threaded.
ReplyDelete2) A really nice bottle of wine. (No corkscrew, though.)
3) A basket full of puppies with a sign that reads "Free puppy's"
You're an animal.
ReplyDeleteA screw top bottle of wine, Oreos, and a joint.
ReplyDeleteEver play the three items at Walmart one?
ReplyDeletewiskey, rum, and volka
ReplyDeleteWildflower
One book, historical romance, well dog eared.
ReplyDeleteOne bottle of wine, cork broken in failed attempt to extract it.
One DIY Home improvement project, missing one piece.
Critter, that comes dangerously close to a paddlin'.
DeleteWine.
ReplyDeleteChocolate.
Ammo.
Bonus?
Handcuffs.
Bacon, a french 75mm, and a bottle of wine.
ReplyDeleteA book, vodka and a baby sitter for the evening
ReplyDeleteIt's a pentacle, not a 'Magick Circle', and I'd put in the girl, in the hopes of luring several she-demons with ummm, ummm, 'interesting' ideas on well, things, you know? Things involving me, the girl and lots of she-demons, that kind of thing.
ReplyDeleteA redhead, with blue eyes, and not an ounce of evil.
ReplyDeleteThe last part is hard for a redhead. It's hard for most other hair colors from my experience as well. However, it's somehow been documented, that blue eyed people are more prone to lying...? wait, what was this about?
Bottom line is, Watch your 6.
Cheers!
Wine, another bottle of wine and a red sippy cup.
ReplyDeleteExile1981
Hmmm. A margarita, a red velvet cupcake and a naked Viking?
ReplyDeleteA banged up Hot Wheels Car.
ReplyDeleteA book with the last chapter missing
A past participle gerund.
LOL
Teen Queen, Baby Queen and Wire Cutter. Pinch each hard enough to make them cry and you'll come back from the grave.
ReplyDeleteWhile wirecutter and I have a strange love/hate relationship, he's not mine to defend. But touch the Cute Chicks, and I'll cut your heart out.
DeleteAn open bottle of cabernet sauvvignon,
ReplyDeletea box of dark chocolates, and a riding crop.
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it could incriminate me, send me to the naughty corner, and possibly result in my being banned (wailing and moaning and gnashing of teeth) ....
ReplyDeletevaquero viejo
3 x $100 bills
ReplyDeleteA $10 bottle of Cabernet.
ReplyDeleteA loaded 1911A1.
A DVD 'Second Hand Lions'.
I'll have an opener and glasses when you get here.
A lifetime supply of punctuation marks, the collected poems of ee cummings, and a cask of Dalwhinnie 15yr old, that needs ten more years of mellowing.
ReplyDeleteAl_in_Ottawa
A bottle of Bordeaux.
ReplyDeleteAn AR15
A 4wt fly rod with a Ross reel
A bottle of the finest Bourbon, a pair of nipple rings (large) and a copy of Fowler's Modern English Usage - ISBN 0 19 869115 7.
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