True Story: My childhood friend Eric and his two sons flew in from the Peoples Republic of California. I picked them up at Dulles Airport and headed east on the Dulles Access Road. Heading west was a big Ford van towing a flatbed upon which was a 12 pound Napoleon cannon. The back of the van had "North-South Skirmish Association" stickers. Eric's sons were flabbergasted! "Was that a REAL cannon?" "Yup." "Can anyone own one?" "Yes, we take the 2nd Amendment very seriously here in Virginia." "Dad! Can we stay here?" Eric was NOT amused.
yup, and the soccer mom behind the wheel can damn well position, load, aim, fire and blow your ass away with it...without even breaking a nail or mussing her hair......
Going to discuss the tike's F with his creative writing teacher?
ReplyDeleteThat's what we call "open carry" in Texas.
ReplyDeleteDamn, ya'll don't fluck around down there in Texas do ya Miss Angel...
ReplyDeleteTrue Story: My childhood friend Eric and his two sons flew in from the Peoples Republic of California. I picked them up at Dulles Airport and headed east on the Dulles Access Road. Heading west was a big Ford van towing a flatbed upon which was a 12 pound Napoleon cannon. The back of the van had "North-South Skirmish Association" stickers. Eric's sons were flabbergasted!
ReplyDelete"Was that a REAL cannon?"
"Yup."
"Can anyone own one?"
"Yes, we take the 2nd Amendment very seriously here in Virginia."
"Dad! Can we stay here?"
Eric was NOT amused.
yup, and the soccer mom behind the wheel can damn well position, load, aim, fire and blow your ass away with it...without even breaking a nail or mussing her hair......
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Damn, yer back. Great you have been conspicuous by your absence.
ReplyDeleteDoes the Army/Navy store have some in stock? Or did you get the last one?
ReplyDeleteJudy, I got mine on Amazon. Really got the neighbors buzzing when FedEx delivered it.
ReplyDeleteNow y'all know how old school I am, because I forgot about Amazon.
ReplyDelete"Yes, we take the 2nd Amendment very seriously here in America."
ReplyDeleteFIFY. This really pisses them off even more. Trust me, I've got a Bay Area Full-Blown Barking Mooonbat with-a-law degree d-i-l.