If you can eat half a box of Pot Of Gold chocolates you damned well SHOULD hate yourself! GAH! Who makes those things? And who eats that chit??? The bloody Brits? Did you know those a-holes deep fry Mars bars? And eat Spotted Dick and faggots n' peas?
Oops - sorry LL. I had a traumatic food experience that resulted in a severe case of PTSD induced culinary racism...
nay, nay....you learn how to better appreciate the 2nd half.....
ReplyDeletevaquero viejo
If you can eat half a box of Pot Of Gold chocolates you damned well SHOULD hate yourself! GAH! Who makes those things? And who eats that chit??? The bloody Brits? Did you know those a-holes deep fry Mars bars? And eat Spotted Dick and faggots n' peas?
ReplyDeleteOops - sorry LL. I had a traumatic food experience that resulted in a severe case of PTSD induced culinary racism...
Don't hate yourself. Eat some chocolate, you'll feel better.
ReplyDeleteWe all love you. Love yourself, otherwise you're dissing us.
Now stop hogging it and pass me the damn chocolates already!