I like the idea of a tragic death. That might earn the sympathy tumble in the hay with the hot secretary down the hall, just to help him through the difficult time he is having. And maybe the boss will lighten his work load for a month or so, to give him time to grieve. Then the hot secretary can hook him up with one of her close friends, to help him get back into the dating scene. I really like this. I think I am going to try it myself, and I will get back to you on how well it works out. Oops, never mind, my wife just looked at me funny, and she doesn't have a good sense of humor about this sort of stuff.I guess you have to take your chances. Good luck.
"oh what tangled webs we weave...." this is like early computer programming...you have to remember what values you assigned to which variables or you get a "program error " ..in this case, a "pink slip".....
I'm thinking it's time for a new job. And to hope no one knows you at your new job. New town, maybe new state. And a new LinkedIn account.
ReplyDeleteI think he needs to divorce his wife so he can claim the wife got custody.
ReplyDeleteGood Heavens! I can't believe I'm suggesting that.
pdwalker: "I can't believe I'm suggesting that."
ReplyDeleteThe alternative is a terrible, tragic accident - no survivors.
Worth a couple of days off too.
I like the idea of a tragic death. That might earn the sympathy tumble in the hay with the hot secretary down the hall, just to help him through the difficult time he is having. And maybe the boss will lighten his work load for a month or so, to give him time to grieve. Then the hot secretary can hook him up with one of her close friends, to help him get back into the dating scene. I really like this. I think I am going to try it myself, and I will get back to you on how well it works out. Oops, never mind, my wife just looked at me funny, and she doesn't have a good sense of humor about this sort of stuff.I guess you have to take your chances. Good luck.
ReplyDelete"oh what tangled webs we weave...." this is like early computer programming...you have to remember what values you assigned to which variables or you get a "program error " ..in this case, a "pink slip".....
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