I'm sorry, that's not a great set of choices. One would have to be "threaten the Russians with nuking Moscow...UNLESS they nuke the 100 largest cities in the Arab World, and Mecca thrice.
Then drop that nuke on DC, but make sure that Trump and family are on vacation somewhere else and that Obama is back from his vacation.
And the camera pans slowly over the stage with Angel stirring a large cauldron of what appears to be bits of amphibians, canines and other assorted magical potions.
IF I had to set them off somewhere. Rather hold onto them for use as events unfold.
Re; Hiroshima. I used to live in the Washington DC area, and consequently was treated (via newspaper, local TV, and occasionally in person while in town) to the annual 'Moonbats wringing their hands over the Enola Gay display at the Smithsonian' protest. Personally, I think we should put a sign up near that plane saying (in Japanese, English, and Arabic) "You rape Nanking again, we bomb you again, got it?"
Japan? WTF?
ReplyDeleteAny list of nukings that doesn't include Washington, DC is invalid.
Mecca
ReplyDeleteall over the middle eastern muslim world...wipe the slate clean and start over....
ReplyDeletevaquero viejo
Why would anyone nuke the poor penguins? The comments above give us far more useful and humane possibilities...
ReplyDeleteMecca Tehran and either Syria or Turkey.
ReplyDelete"Mecca and I've got two more so don't fuck with me."
ReplyDeleteMecca
ReplyDeleteD.C.
Brussels
Mecca, Jeddah and Washington, D.C.
ReplyDeleteLake Toba and Yellowstone. Super volcanoes for the win.
ReplyDeleteWhat about all the museums in DC? Anyone think about that?
ReplyDeleteMecca, Medina, and Mecca again.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, that's not a great set of choices. One would have to be "threaten the Russians with nuking Moscow...UNLESS they nuke the 100 largest cities in the Arab World, and Mecca thrice.
ReplyDeleteThen drop that nuke on DC, but make sure that Trump and family are on vacation somewhere else and that Obama is back from his vacation.
Now THAT is bang for your buck!
And the camera pans slowly over the stage with Angel stirring a large cauldron of what appears to be bits of amphibians, canines and other assorted magical potions.
ReplyDelete~cackling~
DeleteIf you are gonna nuke DC how about giving me 24 hour notice? I am NOT responsible for the crap that happens here..
ReplyDeleteJBogan, we can't take the chance that you've been infected. I'll lose a brother myself but he volunteered to go there.
ReplyDeleteI can vouch for J Bogan. He's one of the good guys.
DeleteNorth Korea, Tehran, and California. All three are a waste of space, air and resources.
ReplyDeleteMecca (during Ramadan)
ReplyDeleteMedina (see note on Mecca)
Pyongyang
IF I had to set them off somewhere. Rather hold onto them for use as events unfold.
Re; Hiroshima. I used to live in the Washington DC area, and consequently was treated (via newspaper, local TV, and occasionally in person while in town) to the annual 'Moonbats wringing their hands over the Enola Gay display at the Smithsonian' protest. Personally, I think we should put a sign up near that plane saying (in Japanese, English, and Arabic) "You rape Nanking again, we bomb you again, got it?"
Mecca, Medina, Wherever the loudest squeals come from.
ReplyDeleteWe can tell Fat Kim that he's currently ahead in the polling.