Friday, June 14, 2013
Dissing Marilyn Monroe's library
Saw this on Facebook, and it was inspirational. I mean, I related to the body image and it's Marilyn Monroe. Thought, "Yes! Somewhere in history, I was a babe!" And then they dissed her books. C'mon, chubby thighs and wiggly ass isn't that bad, but when you start talking about a woman's books not being perky, that's just going way too far. I, myself, have many classic tomes that show the wear of late night and repeated readings. Lay 'em on their backs, and they flop right open to the good parts. So ladies, it's time to unite and let the world know that a Woman of Value reads the perkiness right out of her books.
No doubt! Anorexic skanks really turn me off. Who wants a shrink wrapped skeleton?
ReplyDeleteI prefer a healthy gal with a little meat on her bones!
I completely agree Red. That don't happen often! ha ha ha I like real women. I don't require implants or botox. Just a good heart. Being a terrific cook doesn't hurt either! ha ha ha ha the rat
ReplyDeleteIt's the amount of love in the woman, period.
ReplyDeleteI love y'all to death, but you're missing the play on the typo.
ReplyDeleteThe author was trying to say "her boobs aren't perky" and typed "books" instead.
And I was saying that a smart, thinking woman has her own sex appeal.
My BOOKS aren't perky because they are lovingly read.
Boobs vs. books?
ReplyDeleteI do love reading a good book, but I'd put it aside in a heartbeat if I had to choose between the two, or would that be the three? Hmm.
;)
rpm, good book or old not so perky boobs?
ReplyDeleteThe latter. I'll read to you afterward.
ReplyDelete:-)
ReplyDeleteSo what are we reading, rpm? One of my Harlequin Regency Romances?
"He released her heaving bosoms from the confines of her lacy corset as he rubbed his turgid manhood in between her rounded buttocks..."
I suddenly need some fresh air, whew.
ReplyDeleteI do not care for bony anorexic women either. It is just not healthy. Not how the human body was intended to appear.
ReplyDeleteAnother woman who is beautiful wihthout being bony: Hedy Lamarr. She had brains too (co-inventor of frequency-hoppy spread-spectrum, a way of defeating radar jamming).
I think I missed my calling as a romance novelist. It's okay, rpm, I won't hurt you. Much.
ReplyDeleteHedy, not Hedly, Lamarr, Lauren Bacall, Sophia Loren (mama mia!!!).
ReplyDeleteMy absolute favorite pic is of Sophia Loren glaring at Jayne Mansfield's tatas.
ReplyDelete"Life" magazine. My mom still has that issue. '65 or so.
ReplyDeleteI, umm, enjoyed that photo as a yout.
Pain can be disconnected. Pleasure? Gotta run with that!
ReplyDeleteOkay, rpm, maybe not pain, but some soreness and pulled muscles...
ReplyDeleteNow you're talking!
ReplyDeleteOT
I need a new moniker. Ideas?
Hmmmm, it needs to be something masculine that sounds good when moaned in the throes of passion...
ReplyDeleteMoaned by whom? It's important.
ReplyDeleteWhy, by the woman of your dreams, of course. :-)
ReplyDeleteOOh God, yes, more, deeper, again. All taken.
ReplyDeleteTesting
ReplyDeleteMaybe if you run it all together...ohgodyesmoreharderdeeperfaster.... is that taken?
ReplyDeleteAngel eyes? rpm? Me likey if it is. If not, oops, welcome Angel eyes.
Angel Eyes is me.
ReplyDeleteRpm2day
Thumb up or down?
That's me, rpm.
ReplyDeleteBeta version
Luvs and lights out
Unfortunately, she died with a junkie needle sticking out of her arm. She was hot at one time though.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I had to go to bed. Early morning. Definitely two thumbs up, Angel eyes.
ReplyDeleteThanks,
ReplyDeleteI'll try it out for a bit. Feels strange but my son stole my rpm2day for his mc plate so I have to move along.
Did you beat his ass? I saw the avi, and knew immediately it was you. :-) I like it. Although it's weird not being the only Angel hanging around.
ReplyDeleteTo tell the truth, I passed the torch voluntarily.
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