Monday, April 22, 2013

That shit ain't funny

As part of my "preps", I can. Not like, "yes I can!", but like I can the hell out of fruits, veggies, compotes, jellies, jams, and pickles.
I CAN MY HAPPY HOMEMAKER ASS OFF.
So when this is even joked about, my dander rises. You will NOT take my guns, and I WILL use them to keep your grubbing government mitts off my pressure cooker.
Molon Labe, motherfuckers.

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10 comments:

  1. crankyjohnApril 22, 2013 at 2:02 PM

    Just fire two blasts into the air.

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  2. hiswiserangelApril 22, 2013 at 2:08 PM

    Yeah, right the fuck where they're standing.

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  3. AnonymousApril 22, 2013 at 2:17 PM

    But HOW can we protest being the best kept slaves in history? Our LOVEING masters only want to make the world safer. Now take your meds, you have a psyc. condition that makes you think. You mussant do that. It's dangerous. Now go sit down and sing along, "I love you".....Ray

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  4. hiswiserangelApril 22, 2013 at 2:27 PM

    Fuck that shit, Ray. :-D
    Now sing along with me, "If you're a Patriot and you know it, lock and load..."

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  5. crankyjohnApril 22, 2013 at 2:42 PM

    Click click!

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  6. stevierayvApril 22, 2013 at 2:56 PM

    I'm with ya they can have my all-american when they pry it from my cold dead hands.What's next background checks for kitchen knives

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  7. AnonymousApril 22, 2013 at 4:41 PM

    Stock up on canning salt and pickling spices. If the SOB's come after sauer kraut its full on war!

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  8. Angel eyesApril 22, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    Both of my grandmothers had pressure cookers. I always found them interesting because my pre pube mind thought the pressure relief valve looked like a ah, nipple.
    Do I need therapy?

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  9. hiswiserangelApril 22, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    No honey, you're just a healthy red-blooded American male. I would have recommended therapy if it had looked "phallic", though.

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  10. AnonymousApril 22, 2013 at 7:15 PM

    Pressure cookers make really good stills-just sayin'---Ray

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.