Chocolate doesn't have the structural integrity for a sports bra. Perhaps chocolate-flavored fruit leather?
Personally, I have ceased asking for specific things for gifts. If you find something cool, interesting, bizarre, that you think I'll like, that's the best.(My brother and his wife got me Uber-magnets and ferrofluid two years ago. It was AWESOME!)
My sister went vegetarian for one month.
ReplyDeleteShe gained 15 pounds.
After she quit that diet, she binged on, among other things, bacon.
I believe she was back to her normal weight in 2 weeks.
Bacon, the TRUE natural diet food.
(I'm also the lightest and most physically fit of the 4 guys living in my house. I think it's no coincidence that I eat the most bacon.)
I think that maybe that is the second greatest man gift..........
ReplyDeleteUm, guns? Ammo? Clue a girl in, taminator...
ReplyDeleteI always wanted a purple floribunda rose bush, but that's just me...................
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought you were going to say something crude like a pussywillow bush.
ReplyDeleteNope. A (sort of) gentleman to the (maybe just tiny bit rotten) core.
ReplyDeleteWell taminator, I'm a Lady until tequila and circumstances say otherwise.
ReplyDeleteI did ask SRV to find you a chocolate sports bra..........
ReplyDeleteChocolate sports bra? Pics, or it didn't happen!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to help srv and taminator find me one, Rabid. Otherwise it's a bottle of Hershey's Syrup and nothing else...
ReplyDeletePicture in my head. Heart attack in 1...2....3...................
ReplyDeleteHey, Hershey's Syrup is still chocolate-ish. It fits the category.
ReplyDeleteChocolate doesn't have the structural integrity for a sports bra. Perhaps chocolate-flavored fruit leather?
ReplyDeletePersonally, I have ceased asking for specific things for gifts. If you find something cool, interesting, bizarre, that you think I'll like, that's the best.(My brother and his wife got me Uber-magnets and ferrofluid two years ago. It was AWESOME!)