Chocolate doesn't have the structural integrity for a sports bra. Perhaps chocolate-flavored fruit leather?
Personally, I have ceased asking for specific things for gifts. If you find something cool, interesting, bizarre, that you think I'll like, that's the best.(My brother and his wife got me Uber-magnets and ferrofluid two years ago. It was AWESOME!)
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My sister went vegetarian for one month.
She gained 15 pounds.
After she quit that diet, she binged on, among other things, bacon.
I believe she was back to her normal weight in 2 weeks.
Bacon, the TRUE natural diet food.
(I'm also the lightest and most physically fit of the 4 guys living in my house. I think it's no coincidence that I eat the most bacon.)
I think that maybe that is the second greatest man gift..........
Um, guns? Ammo? Clue a girl in, taminator...
I always wanted a purple floribunda rose bush, but that's just me...................
And here I thought you were going to say something crude like a pussywillow bush.
Nope. A (sort of) gentleman to the (maybe just tiny bit rotten) core.
Well taminator, I'm a Lady until tequila and circumstances say otherwise.
I did ask SRV to find you a chocolate sports bra..........
Chocolate sports bra? Pics, or it didn't happen!!!!
You'll have to help srv and taminator find me one, Rabid. Otherwise it's a bottle of Hershey's Syrup and nothing else...
Picture in my head. Heart attack in 1...2....3...................
Hey, Hershey's Syrup is still chocolate-ish. It fits the category.
Chocolate doesn't have the structural integrity for a sports bra. Perhaps chocolate-flavored fruit leather?
Personally, I have ceased asking for specific things for gifts. If you find something cool, interesting, bizarre, that you think I'll like, that's the best.(My brother and his wife got me Uber-magnets and ferrofluid two years ago. It was AWESOME!)
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