Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Wildlife Trapping Tip: Baiting the Trap

I was called a "Cougar" today
by a very attractive younger man.
Heh, I didn't know whether to be
flattered or appalled.
But the first guy with Open Arms
and a chilled cabernet blanc....
 

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14 comments:

  1. stevierayvJune 26, 2013 at 6:52 PM

    Run with that cougar thing.

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  2. hiswiserangelJune 26, 2013 at 6:54 PM

    Naw, I like older men. I'm way too maternal for the young guys. I'd be telling him to tuck in his shirt and stop slouching.

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  3. Angel eyesJune 26, 2013 at 6:55 PM

    Cougrrr!

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  4. Mr. MiracleJune 26, 2013 at 7:03 PM

    Embrace it! At least for a weekend. When I was younger I loved dating older women. They didn't have all the childish baggage of a younger girl, knew what they wanted, and were NOT afraid to get it. Eventually you can find someone to settle down with, but for now, live it up! OR lay it down, or something....

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  5. hiswiserangelJune 26, 2013 at 7:05 PM

    Mr. Miracle, I'm shocked! Shocked I say! Are you telling me to go be slutty? ;-)

    That's the thing about young guys, they can do it all night. Don't know what the hell they're doing, but they can do it all night.

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  6. Angel eyesJune 26, 2013 at 7:06 PM

    How much older? (rubs grey stubbled chin in curiosity).

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  7. hiswiserangelJune 26, 2013 at 7:11 PM

    At the very least 5 years older. Old enough to appreciate a woman of "substance". I'm on a mission to embrace and love my body. I need more batteries.

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  8. RabidAlienJune 26, 2013 at 7:15 PM

    ROTFLMBO

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  9. wirecutterJune 26, 2013 at 7:38 PM

    So you didn't get laid?

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  10. hiswiserangelJune 26, 2013 at 7:43 PM

    Would I be this bitchy if I had, wirecutter?

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  11. OdysseusJune 26, 2013 at 8:19 PM

    You need to add the tip that when the prey investigates the trap to put "Open Arms" on repeat;)

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  12. JeremyRJune 27, 2013 at 6:37 AM

    I prefer older women. They gotta be older than 18.

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  13. idahobobJune 27, 2013 at 6:41 AM

    Hey!

    I'm over a decade older than you are.

    Bob
    III

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  14. JessJune 27, 2013 at 4:03 PM

    Geez, you kids! Why I gotta good mind to ....

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.