Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Wildlife Trapping Tip: Baiting the Trap

I was called a "Cougar" today
by a very attractive younger man.
Heh, I didn't know whether to be
flattered or appalled.
But the first guy with Open Arms
and a chilled cabernet blanc....
 

14 comments:

stevierayv said...

Run with that cougar thing.

hiswiserangel said...

Naw, I like older men. I'm way too maternal for the young guys. I'd be telling him to tuck in his shirt and stop slouching.

Angel eyes said...

Cougrrr!

Mr. Miracle said...

Embrace it! At least for a weekend. When I was younger I loved dating older women. They didn't have all the childish baggage of a younger girl, knew what they wanted, and were NOT afraid to get it. Eventually you can find someone to settle down with, but for now, live it up! OR lay it down, or something....

hiswiserangel said...

Mr. Miracle, I'm shocked! Shocked I say! Are you telling me to go be slutty? ;-)

That's the thing about young guys, they can do it all night. Don't know what the hell they're doing, but they can do it all night.

Angel eyes said...

How much older? (rubs grey stubbled chin in curiosity).

hiswiserangel said...

At the very least 5 years older. Old enough to appreciate a woman of "substance". I'm on a mission to embrace and love my body. I need more batteries.

RabidAlien said...

ROTFLMBO

wirecutter said...

So you didn't get laid?

hiswiserangel said...

Would I be this bitchy if I had, wirecutter?

Odysseus said...

You need to add the tip that when the prey investigates the trap to put "Open Arms" on repeat;)

JeremyR said...

I prefer older women. They gotta be older than 18.

idahobob said...

Hey!

I'm over a decade older than you are.

Bob
III

Jess said...

Geez, you kids! Why I gotta good mind to ....