Monday, July 22, 2013

If this is true,

I am so screwed.

6 comments:

  1. Hey, you're a white woman. Being such you have no soul. Only coloreds, er, blacks, er, afro, I mean african americans or whatever the hell they want to be called now have soul............

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  2. The voices in my head are all playing nicely together today. Why would I break that up by demanding silence? That'll just piss them ALL off!!!

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  3. Yep, I know the feeling... I'm fucked!

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  4. Take a bolt action rifle--not a .22, something you have to shoot well--to the range. Sit at the fifty yard or longer, and methodically load, aim, and fire. Really focus on what you're doing. Focus on your breath, your heartbeat, on aiming, and squeezing the trigger between breaths and beats. The tight focus won't let you think of anything else, and lets you just BE.

    It shuts up all the voices in my head quite nicely, for a few hours.

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  5. http://copingstrategiescd.com/downloads/cdquality/02_exercise_128K.mp3

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  6. @HH: Oh....the old Mosin Therapy Treatment Program! I could so go for some of that...

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.