Thursday, July 11, 2013

ow, ow, ow,ow,ow

Okay, yesterday was probably me riding the residual drugs in my system, because today sucks. Inhales vociferously. Getting out of bed this morning was an adventure in agony. Getting dressed? Fuhgeddaboutit. I'm in my jammies. I will remain in my jammies. I'm hoping like hell there isn't some sort of emergency requiring evacuation.

And I'm afraid something jarred loose in my head because my snarker isn't snarking, my political outrage isn't firing, and frankly, I want to tell the whole fucking world to fuck the fuck off. I feel like I need to post something of substance and contribute to the benefit of the world, but all I can think is my ribs hurt and I hate Texas heat.

On an interesting side note, I just ordered an 8-foot, 8-plait leather Australian stock whip and have found a whip cracking instructor. Don't ask me why, just go with it.

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20 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 11, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    Neat. You can do the Florida Cracker Trail Ride next February. 110 miles, west coast to Ft. Pierce on the east coast. See:
    http://www.crackertrail.org/ride.htm

    Terry
    Florida

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  2. RabidAlienJuly 11, 2013 at 2:39 PM

    Always wanted to learn how to do that. I figger it'll be a useful skill to have in a post "Fallout" world. Those darn VaultDwellers (tm) won't know how to counter something like that.

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  3. Angel eyesJuly 11, 2013 at 4:48 PM

    Whip cracking instructor?
    You're not flying all the way to San Francisco for the Folsom Street Fair are you?

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  4. hiswiserangelJuly 11, 2013 at 7:06 PM

    Terry, that looks like a blast!!!

    I figure I can take the heads off some Zombies with it, Rabid.

    And Angel eyes, you offering to be my tour guide?

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  5. Angel eyesJuly 11, 2013 at 7:38 PM

    You have the leather, I have the event schedule.

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  6. hiswiserangelJuly 11, 2013 at 7:45 PM

    ~checking airline flights~ Can I fly into anywhere that ISN'T San Francisco?

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  7. Angel eyesJuly 11, 2013 at 8:14 PM

    I'm guessing you haven't googled Folsom Street Faire yet.

    Be kind, I'm warped.

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  8. hiswiserangelJuly 11, 2013 at 8:25 PM

    I have, and I know.
    Angel eyes, I'm not as sweet and innocent as I seem.

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  9. Mr. MiracleJuly 11, 2013 at 8:49 PM

    Nice. I learned a long time ago, with Dad's 10' bullwhip. Now I have one of my own. 8 plait, straight from the hills of Mexico. My cousins and I used to have bullwhip fights, and they always had 8 footers, so I learned to judge that 24" gap real good. Tell me, are you getting the "Lady Rawhide" costume to go with it?

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  10. Angel eyesJuly 11, 2013 at 9:15 PM

    Oh. Umm, Oh.

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  11. hiswiserangelJuly 11, 2013 at 9:17 PM

    Good God, man, I'm a mom, I've had sex at least twice. ~facepalm~

    Hugs and sweet dreams, I'm headed for bed.

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  12. Angel eyesJuly 11, 2013 at 9:26 PM

    Twice? You rapscallion you.

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  13. hiswiserangelJuly 11, 2013 at 9:27 PM

    I'm so ashamed. :-)

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  14. hiswiserangelJuly 11, 2013 at 9:36 PM

    Mr. Miracle, probably just chaps and full-sleeve gauntlets to keep from accidentally flaying myself.

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  15. LeighJuly 12, 2013 at 3:13 AM

    handcuffs....check
    big ass leather whip....check
    thigh-high, F'k me boots....more than likely
    chaps and gauntlets....on order
    mask and cape....probably way in the back of your closet, with the rest of your ...umm, "stuff"!

    All I can picture is Zorro's slightly-twisted sister, with red hair! But that's OK, we like twisted here!

    http://www.flickriver.com/photos/31096002@N04/4938483095/

    Leigh
    Whitehall

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  16. hiswiserangelJuly 12, 2013 at 4:24 AM

    Leigh, get out of my closet darlin'.

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  17. Mr. MiracleJuly 12, 2013 at 5:52 AM

    I was thinking more like this one:
    http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/0/77/187551-140471-lady-rawhide.jpg

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  18. hiswiserangelJuly 12, 2013 at 5:58 AM

    Yeah.....no. Mr. Miracle, one does not crack whips mostly nekkid if one does not want to end up marked and bleeding. I will be covered. More than likely jeans, chaps, boots, shirt with leather gauntlets. And a hockey mask. Maybe a motorcycle helmet. You know, starting out and everything.

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  19. Miss LisaJuly 13, 2013 at 11:32 AM

    What Leigh said!!!

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  20. hiswiserangelJuly 13, 2013 at 11:34 AM

    Oh, Miss Lisa, what they don't know could very well hurt them, huh?

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.