Thursday, July 11, 2013

ow, ow, ow,ow,ow

Okay, yesterday was probably me riding the residual drugs in my system, because today sucks. Inhales vociferously. Getting out of bed this morning was an adventure in agony. Getting dressed? Fuhgeddaboutit. I'm in my jammies. I will remain in my jammies. I'm hoping like hell there isn't some sort of emergency requiring evacuation.

And I'm afraid something jarred loose in my head because my snarker isn't snarking, my political outrage isn't firing, and frankly, I want to tell the whole fucking world to fuck the fuck off. I feel like I need to post something of substance and contribute to the benefit of the world, but all I can think is my ribs hurt and I hate Texas heat.

On an interesting side note, I just ordered an 8-foot, 8-plait leather Australian stock whip and have found a whip cracking instructor. Don't ask me why, just go with it.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Neat. You can do the Florida Cracker Trail Ride next February. 110 miles, west coast to Ft. Pierce on the east coast. See:
http://www.crackertrail.org/ride.htm

Terry
Florida

RabidAlien said...

Always wanted to learn how to do that. I figger it'll be a useful skill to have in a post "Fallout" world. Those darn VaultDwellers (tm) won't know how to counter something like that.

Angel eyes said...

Whip cracking instructor?
You're not flying all the way to San Francisco for the Folsom Street Fair are you?

hiswiserangel said...

Terry, that looks like a blast!!!

I figure I can take the heads off some Zombies with it, Rabid.

And Angel eyes, you offering to be my tour guide?

Angel eyes said...

You have the leather, I have the event schedule.

hiswiserangel said...

~checking airline flights~ Can I fly into anywhere that ISN'T San Francisco?

Angel eyes said...

I'm guessing you haven't googled Folsom Street Faire yet.

Be kind, I'm warped.

hiswiserangel said...

I have, and I know.
Angel eyes, I'm not as sweet and innocent as I seem.

Mr. Miracle said...

Nice. I learned a long time ago, with Dad's 10' bullwhip. Now I have one of my own. 8 plait, straight from the hills of Mexico. My cousins and I used to have bullwhip fights, and they always had 8 footers, so I learned to judge that 24" gap real good. Tell me, are you getting the "Lady Rawhide" costume to go with it?

Angel eyes said...

Oh. Umm, Oh.

hiswiserangel said...

Good God, man, I'm a mom, I've had sex at least twice. ~facepalm~

Hugs and sweet dreams, I'm headed for bed.

Angel eyes said...

Twice? You rapscallion you.

hiswiserangel said...

I'm so ashamed. :-)

hiswiserangel said...

Mr. Miracle, probably just chaps and full-sleeve gauntlets to keep from accidentally flaying myself.

Leigh said...

handcuffs....check
big ass leather whip....check
thigh-high, F'k me boots....more than likely
chaps and gauntlets....on order
mask and cape....probably way in the back of your closet, with the rest of your ...umm, "stuff"!

All I can picture is Zorro's slightly-twisted sister, with red hair! But that's OK, we like twisted here!

http://www.flickriver.com/photos/31096002@N04/4938483095/

Leigh
Whitehall

hiswiserangel said...

Leigh, get out of my closet darlin'.

Mr. Miracle said...

I was thinking more like this one:
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/0/77/187551-140471-lady-rawhide.jpg

hiswiserangel said...

Yeah.....no. Mr. Miracle, one does not crack whips mostly nekkid if one does not want to end up marked and bleeding. I will be covered. More than likely jeans, chaps, boots, shirt with leather gauntlets. And a hockey mask. Maybe a motorcycle helmet. You know, starting out and everything.

Miss Lisa said...

What Leigh said!!!

hiswiserangel said...

Oh, Miss Lisa, what they don't know could very well hurt them, huh?