I absolutely refuse to swim in lakes, streams, oceans, puddles, or any other body of water possibly occupied by unfriendlies. And that's about as fucking unfriendly as it gets.
I'm with DonaldHawk on this one. 'Course, getting "dinner" usually involves me staying on dry ground. Besides, check out the teeth on that bad boy! Those would make for one epic Crocodile Dundee-esque necklace or hatband!
I love watching/listening to River Monsters! Having said that, this show is the reason I will be avoiding so many waterways in the world. Fish should be food, not the feeder.
(Hubby says I'm weird because I usually watch it while I sew.)
That might give you an acute case of Getthefuckouttamyway or rapid onset Aaaahhhhhhhhrrrrggaaahhhhh!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like it could be related to Michelle Obama.
ReplyDeletesee its all in perspective looks like dinner to me
ReplyDeleteI'm with DonaldHawk on this one. 'Course, getting "dinner" usually involves me staying on dry ground. Besides, check out the teeth on that bad boy! Those would make for one epic Crocodile Dundee-esque necklace or hatband!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to get NEAR the RIVER that thing lives in- I'll stay at the hotel and Drink G&T's---Ray
ReplyDeleteI love watching/listening to River Monsters! Having said that, this show is the reason I will be avoiding so many waterways in the world. Fish should be food, not the feeder.
ReplyDelete(Hubby says I'm weird because I usually watch it while I sew.)
-CM
What you think of when floating helplessly in the lake waiting for the boat to pull you up on the skis when that weed brushes your leg.
ReplyDelete