Um... yeah, FYI, Shinto is totally a fertility cult.
Their religious imagery has penises EVERYWHERE. They have festivals where everybody eats candy penises, then they have a race where two teams try to carry a float with a giant wooden penis on it around town.
They also have candy vaginas, but you don't see those as often.
Red whine...Ahhh yes... the male version of giving birth, passing a kidney stone. Been there and don't want a the teeshirt to prove it... or do it again.
Oh, this is headed in the wrong direction, but I have to point it out. No wonder studies show that "smart" women aren't having kids these days.
Don't blame me for saying it. I'm just repeating what some gummint funded study concluded...And the gummint is always right, just ask them. ;)
Is that Mr. Bean?
ReplyDeleteWait for the shake....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGfXiIXTpE0
ReplyDeleteWould be better if it was a Mountain Dew fountain!
ReplyDeleteWhy you do dis to me, Angel?
ReplyDeleteBecause I wuv you, Angel eyes.
ReplyDeleteIt does look like the top of his head, Dave.
ReplyDeleteChief, one of my favorite movies. Love Mel Brooks.
Inquisitive minds want to know how you know that looks like the top of his head!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd what if that was a Mountain Dew fountain instead of a water fountain? Just wondering....
None of your business, Dave, and I guess a Mountain Dew fountain would be better than red wine.
ReplyDeleteUm... yeah, FYI, Shinto is totally a fertility cult.
ReplyDeleteTheir religious imagery has penises EVERYWHERE. They have festivals where everybody eats candy penises, then they have a race where two teams try to carry a float with a giant wooden penis on it around town.
They also have candy vaginas, but you don't see those as often.
Red whine...Ahhh yes... the male version of giving birth, passing a kidney stone. Been there and don't want a the teeshirt to prove it... or do it again.
ReplyDeleteOh, this is headed in the wrong direction, but I have to point it out.
No wonder studies show that "smart" women aren't having kids these days.
Don't blame me for saying it. I'm just repeating what some gummint funded study concluded...And the gummint is always right, just ask them. ;)