Thursday, August 22, 2013

Why? For the love of God, WHY?!

I did the WTF clothing choice for ice cream cone girl a couple of days ago, now we look at the men's edition. There is absolutely NO excuse for this, just as there is no reason on earth for any man over the age of 3 who is not an Olympic swimmer or diver to wear a Speedo. If any of you good Patriots ever see anything like this in person, smack them in the head and tell them Angel deputized you in the Fashion Police.

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17 comments:

  1. KeadsAugust 22, 2013 at 7:03 PM

    WTF! Sorry. That is a fail.

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  2. hiswiserangelAugust 22, 2013 at 7:05 PM

    What? Keads, are you telling me you don't have a pair just like those back at Stately Manor? ;-)

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  3. KeadsAugust 22, 2013 at 7:12 PM

    Why no, no I do not! They prevent pocket holster carry and presentation of the firearm from same!

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  4. JillianAugust 22, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    Q: What is the male version of camel toe called?

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  5. hiswiserangelAugust 22, 2013 at 7:16 PM

    Keads, I don't know whether I'm relieved or disappointed.

    Mickey, I think that's a moose knuckle. Or twig and berries, frank and beans, bat and balls....

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  6. RabidAlienAugust 22, 2013 at 7:54 PM

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    ...but it can be replaced by copious amounts of porn.

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  7. jesse in DCAugust 22, 2013 at 8:00 PM

    Maybe someone should introduce this chap, and the girlie from the other post. It would be like matter and anti matter meeting, and they would both disappear...

    Keep america beautiful!!

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  8. wirecutterAugust 22, 2013 at 8:30 PM

    CAMEL TONGUE!!!!!

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  9. JeremyRAugust 22, 2013 at 9:12 PM

    A visual depiction of desperate. Amazing what one can do with a sock.
    Then again, I used to have thermal underwear that looked like that. Military isseew.

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  10. WiscoDaveAugust 23, 2013 at 1:40 AM

    Advertising makes it happen?

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  11. AnonymousAugust 23, 2013 at 3:22 AM

    The good news? Capt. Yoga Pants will never breed.---Ray

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  12. Robert FowlerAugust 23, 2013 at 11:04 AM

    "If any of you good Patriots ever see anything like this in person, smack them in the head"

    Can I use my 45? 185 grains of hollowpoint smacky goodness.

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  13. giambyAugust 23, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    Trollin' for a man.

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  14. BoilerdocAugust 23, 2013 at 2:31 PM

    Looks like he's packing a small caliber hamster blaster...

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  15. jon spencerAugust 23, 2013 at 6:41 PM

    Which head?

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  16. AnonymousAugust 24, 2013 at 12:26 PM

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit at that.

    -CM

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  17. zinger3006August 24, 2013 at 10:41 PM

    Anthony ??

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.