Thursday, August 22, 2013

Why? For the love of God, WHY?!

I did the WTF clothing choice for ice cream cone girl a couple of days ago, now we look at the men's edition. There is absolutely NO excuse for this, just as there is no reason on earth for any man over the age of 3 who is not an Olympic swimmer or diver to wear a Speedo. If any of you good Patriots ever see anything like this in person, smack them in the head and tell them Angel deputized you in the Fashion Police.

17 comments:

Keads said...

WTF! Sorry. That is a fail.

hiswiserangel said...

What? Keads, are you telling me you don't have a pair just like those back at Stately Manor? ;-)

Keads said...

Why no, no I do not! They prevent pocket holster carry and presentation of the firearm from same!

Jillian said...

Q: What is the male version of camel toe called?

hiswiserangel said...

Keads, I don't know whether I'm relieved or disappointed.

Mickey, I think that's a moose knuckle. Or twig and berries, frank and beans, bat and balls....

RabidAlien said...

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

...but it can be replaced by copious amounts of porn.

jesse in DC said...

Maybe someone should introduce this chap, and the girlie from the other post. It would be like matter and anti matter meeting, and they would both disappear...

Keep america beautiful!!

wirecutter said...

CAMEL TONGUE!!!!!

JeremyR said...

A visual depiction of desperate. Amazing what one can do with a sock.
Then again, I used to have thermal underwear that looked like that. Military isseew.

WiscoDave said...

Advertising makes it happen?

Anonymous said...

The good news? Capt. Yoga Pants will never breed.---Ray

Robert Fowler said...

"If any of you good Patriots ever see anything like this in person, smack them in the head"

Can I use my 45? 185 grains of hollowpoint smacky goodness.

giamby said...

Trollin' for a man.

Boilerdoc said...

Looks like he's packing a small caliber hamster blaster...

jon spencer said...

Which head?

Anonymous said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit at that.

-CM

zinger3006 said...

Anthony ??