Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
Something that uses fire, 'cause fire scares the crap out of EVERYBODY! One of the least desired ways to die ...
Duck tape. If nothing else, it keeps the offender in place while the voices argue. Plus it hurts like hell if you rip it off from anywhere. -CM
CM, you're vicious, I like that about you...Looking for a surplus flame-thrower on Craigslist....
Ahh, I love flamethrowers... Sometimes, shooting is just too good for them...
Aww thanks Angel. Great minds think alike. ;)You know you can get a propane tank and an attachment and make your own flame thrower type thing. It's great for weeds and branding too. -CM
Dragon breath shotgun Shells. They will throw a HELL of a Flame.
Fire and cables. Will solve all of the problems.Nothing would send a message to D.C. like the charred corpses of a bunch of politicians hanging from nooses under an overpass.
Sadly, before I even saw the headline to this post, the first thing that came into my mind was "Or who I would kill first"
I like the piñata method. String them up and beat them until candy comes out.
Be generous: indulge them all!
Tsk-Tsk Everyone knows a blade is more personal.
Ya possess not a cudgel, lass?
With or without batteries, Angel eyes?
One of each, what the Hell!
:-)
Damn!!!Y'all just to close to Mexico. Me I'll just take my .45LC hog leg and shoot 'em. That way I don't have to listen to 'em bitch about the lack of organic rope or the carbon footprint from the napalm----Ray
Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.
Something that uses fire, 'cause fire scares the crap out of EVERYBODY! One of the least desired ways to die ...
ReplyDeleteDuck tape. If nothing else, it keeps the offender in place while the voices argue. Plus it hurts like hell if you rip it off from anywhere.
ReplyDelete-CM
CM, you're vicious, I like that about you...
ReplyDeleteLooking for a surplus flame-thrower on Craigslist....
Ahh, I love flamethrowers... Sometimes, shooting is just too good for them...
ReplyDeleteAww thanks Angel. Great minds think alike. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou know you can get a propane tank and an attachment and make your own flame thrower type thing. It's great for weeds and branding too.
-CM
Dragon breath shotgun Shells. They will throw a HELL of a Flame.
ReplyDeleteFire and cables. Will solve all of the problems.
ReplyDeleteNothing would send a message to D.C. like the charred corpses of a bunch of politicians hanging from nooses under an overpass.
Sadly, before I even saw the headline to this post, the first thing that came into my mind was "Or who I would kill first"
ReplyDeleteI like the piñata method. String them up and beat them until candy comes out.
ReplyDeleteBe generous: indulge them all!
ReplyDeleteTsk-Tsk Everyone knows a blade is more personal.
ReplyDeleteYa possess not a cudgel, lass?
ReplyDeleteWith or without batteries, Angel eyes?
ReplyDeleteOne of each, what the Hell!
ReplyDelete:-)
ReplyDeleteDamn!!!Y'all just to close to Mexico. Me I'll just take my .45LC hog leg and shoot 'em. That way I don't have to listen to 'em bitch about the lack of organic rope or the carbon footprint from the napalm----Ray
ReplyDelete