i do know where there is one that is about 5 foot tall damn thing is heavy it sitting in the middle of the woods on a friends property - he has no idea where it came from either it's been there about 12 years i want it but can't get to it with a truck big enough to haul it - i figure it weighs a 1000lbs or more
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ReplyDeleteNeeds to be 4 feet tall with "life sized" gnomes...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/Great-Garden-Massacre-Godzilla-Statue/dp/B00KLBUX6Y
ReplyDeleteif someone fills your yard with garden gnomes looking like the are in attack mode -- it ain't me
ReplyDeletejust sayin
livin to ride
And will wirecutter be assisting you?
ReplyDeleteThey do move around at night, you know. They'll seem just a little closer to the house each morning...
ReplyDeleteShut up, Angel Eyes.
ReplyDeleteThis is so full of gardening win!!!
ReplyDeletei do know where there is one that is about 5 foot tall
ReplyDeletedamn thing is heavy it sitting in the middle of the woods on a friends property - he has no idea where it came from either
it's been there about 12 years
i want it but can't get to it with a truck big enough to haul it - i figure it weighs a 1000lbs or more
livin to ride
Large ATV and a fat-wheeled cart. Where there's a will, there's a way.
ReplyDeleteMark their spots, and if they moive closer, its time for some rifle practice...
ReplyDeleteIf you're attacked by a gang of clowns, always go for the juggler.
ReplyDeleteId liked it better if he had a pistol in each hand and was blowing the little bastards away like Rooster Cogburn.
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