Friday, June 20, 2014

I NEED THIS

Shamelessly stolen from Sara's FB page.

The only thing that comes close to matching the creep factor of clowns
are these little bastards. I can't watch the Travelocity commercials.

13 comments:

  1. www.dudeiwantthat.com

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  2. Needs to be 4 feet tall with "life sized" gnomes...

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  3. http://www.amazon.com/Great-Garden-Massacre-Godzilla-Statue/dp/B00KLBUX6Y

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  4. if someone fills your yard with garden gnomes looking like the are in attack mode -- it ain't me

    just sayin

    livin to ride

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  5. And will wirecutter be assisting you?

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  6. They do move around at night, you know. They'll seem just a little closer to the house each morning...

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  7. This is so full of gardening win!!!

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  8. i do know where there is one that is about 5 foot tall
    damn thing is heavy it sitting in the middle of the woods on a friends property - he has no idea where it came from either
    it's been there about 12 years
    i want it but can't get to it with a truck big enough to haul it - i figure it weighs a 1000lbs or more

    livin to ride

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  9. Large ATV and a fat-wheeled cart. Where there's a will, there's a way.

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  10. Mark their spots, and if they moive closer, its time for some rifle practice...

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  11. If you're attacked by a gang of clowns, always go for the juggler.

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  12. Id liked it better if he had a pistol in each hand and was blowing the little bastards away like Rooster Cogburn.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.