Tell me this doesn't look like wirecutter in a suit. Miss Abby Smith sent the link to me, I took one look and my jaw dropped. But look at his career. He's a criminology professor at John Jay College of Criminal Justice at CUNY. Un-fucking-believable.
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That is probably the closest any of us will ever come to seeing him in a suit that doesn't incorporate camo.
ReplyDeletePhotoshop.. LOL :)
ReplyDeletePhotoshop, my lily white ass. That there is a gen-u-wine Doppelganger. From New York City. Damn.
ReplyDeleteWe all have one supposedly :)
ReplyDeleteThat says something alright...Not sure exactly what mind you, but something...
ReplyDeleteDamn, that's scary.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome!! And nope, not photoshopped!! :) you can go to the link for the Pittsburgh Post Gazette & see for your-own-self!!! Trust me, I almost fell off my chair when I saw!!!
ReplyDeleteAbbyS
Holy shit, I had to look twice to make sure it wasn't me.
ReplyDeleteFucking poser.....
Rest assured though, I have never been to CUNT in my life. Cool name, though.
ReplyDeleteHeheheheheheh.... I thought wirecutter was running for office , heheheh...
ReplyDeleteKenny has WAY too much ethics and scruples to run for office!
ReplyDeleteKenny would also have a sign on the front of the podium reading "if you can't be fucking polite, don't ask any fucking questions"
ReplyDeleteBut now we know what Kenny would look like with an office job.
If that dude was leaning on a BBQ Grill instead of a podium, Wirecutter wouldn't be able to BS his way out of this one.
ReplyDeleteLooks to me like the guy to WC's left, our right, heard about the hippy gassing is either:
ReplyDeletea) Bowing down in homage to WC's badassery (is that a word?), or
b) Is afeered and trying to make hisself a smaller target than the guy next to him.
"Badassery" is indeed a word. And I use it frequently to describe wirecutter.
ReplyDeleteNaw, I like Brothers that like me. I also don't like creepy ass crackas that don't like me.
ReplyDeleteSee, I can sound all educated and shit when I want.
Damn cutter, ya clean up quite well.
ReplyDeleteNaw. That dude is too soft looking to be Ken.
ReplyDeleteLeigh
Whitehall, NY
No,no,no! Don't blow my image of WC with this evil imagery! This is akin to blasphemy.
ReplyDeleteA professor at CUNY? That means there is a 99% chance this guy is a progtard, guy should be ecstatic that he bears even a slight resemblance to wirecutter.
ReplyDeleteSorry guys - but 3 to 1 this guy is 10 years younger than Wirecutter.
ReplyDeleteI thought he was a white guy. Dam!
ReplyDeleteChris