Monday, August 18, 2014

Wirecutter's evil Doppelganger

Tell me this doesn't look like wirecutter in a suit. Miss Abby Smith sent the link to me, I took one look and my jaw dropped. But look at his career. He's a criminology professor at John Jay College of Criminal Justice at CUNY. Un-fucking-believable.

Rebecca Droke/Post-Gazette

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22 comments:

Mike Roberts said...

That is probably the closest any of us will ever come to seeing him in a suit that doesn't incorporate camo.

Irish said...

Photoshop.. LOL :)

hiswiserangel said...

Photoshop, my lily white ass. That there is a gen-u-wine Doppelganger. From New York City. Damn.

Irish said...

We all have one supposedly :)

Jesse in DC said...

That says something alright...Not sure exactly what mind you, but something...

Robert Fowler said...

Damn, that's scary.

AbbyS said...

You're welcome!! And nope, not photoshopped!! :) you can go to the link for the Pittsburgh Post Gazette & see for your-own-self!!! Trust me, I almost fell off my chair when I saw!!!

AbbyS

wirecutter said...

Holy shit, I had to look twice to make sure it wasn't me.
Fucking poser.....

wirecutter said...

Rest assured though, I have never been to CUNT in my life. Cool name, though.

Red Spur said...

Heheheheheheh.... I thought wirecutter was running for office , heheheh...

drjim said...

Kenny has WAY too much ethics and scruples to run for office!

Grog said...

Kenny would also have a sign on the front of the podium reading "if you can't be fucking polite, don't ask any fucking questions"

But now we know what Kenny would look like with an office job.

Devil Tongue said...

If that dude was leaning on a BBQ Grill instead of a podium, Wirecutter wouldn't be able to BS his way out of this one.

Chris said...

Looks to me like the guy to WC's left, our right, heard about the hippy gassing is either:

a) Bowing down in homage to WC's badassery (is that a word?), or

b) Is afeered and trying to make hisself a smaller target than the guy next to him.

hiswiserangel said...

"Badassery" is indeed a word. And I use it frequently to describe wirecutter.

wirecutter said...

Naw, I like Brothers that like me. I also don't like creepy ass crackas that don't like me.
See, I can sound all educated and shit when I want.

Mile Hi said...

Damn cutter, ya clean up quite well.

Leigh said...

Naw. That dude is too soft looking to be Ken.

Leigh
Whitehall, NY

Deb said...

No,no,no! Don't blow my image of WC with this evil imagery! This is akin to blasphemy.

Joecephus said...

A professor at CUNY? That means there is a 99% chance this guy is a progtard, guy should be ecstatic that he bears even a slight resemblance to wirecutter.

Jack58 said...

Sorry guys - but 3 to 1 this guy is 10 years younger than Wirecutter.

Anonymous said...

I thought he was a white guy. Dam!
Chris