Actually my first thought was 'how long have you been getting used to it both in male and female years'?
I generally operate on the principle that you tell a lady, but only when explicitly instructed to do so by her, that she appears 'a guestimate of what she would like her age to be minus ten years'. I accidentally assessed a lady as ten years her actual age (it's not my fault she obviously had a hard paper-round) and voiced it exactly correct ... and I still have the limp and bruises to prove it.
Oh, and I NEVER answer (just run screaming) if a lady asks me what I think she weighs. Hey, I'm not 'that' sucicidal.
See 'that' right there is (one of the many and sundry reasons) why you ladies confuse we mere males so much. (It's deliberate, just to keep us off-balance and bewildered, isn't it? Go on, admit it, I wont tell anyone. As soon as there's the slightest chance that any man, anywhere, 'might' have some handle on 'the rules', all you ladies change them just in case).
From personal experience, the 'only' ladies who worry (and Oh my, do they major in worrying) about their weight .. are the ladies that, as a(n) (very nervous) impartial observer, are the last ones to actually 'need' to.
Age? Well done you, you either have good 501's or had a 'really' easy paper-round.
Me? I quite happily admit, as we men do, that I'm … 21, for the 27th time. (I still 'feel' 16 in my head, although friends insist I act more like 14).
Just wondering out loud here, what is the conversion factor for push up and padded bras??
ReplyDeleteGee, Jesse, I don't know since I don't require either....
ReplyDeleteActually my first thought was 'how long have you been getting used to it both in male and female years'?
ReplyDeleteI generally operate on the principle that you tell a lady, but only when explicitly instructed to do so by her, that she appears 'a guestimate of what she would like her age to be minus ten years'. I accidentally assessed a lady as ten years her actual age (it's not my fault she obviously had a hard paper-round) and voiced it exactly correct ... and I still have the limp and bruises to prove it.
Oh, and I NEVER answer (just run screaming) if a lady asks me what I think she weighs. Hey, I'm not 'that' sucicidal.
Oh, and for the record ... you're obviously still in high school
ReplyDeleteAble, I'm not ashamed of my age, I'll be 48 in a couple of months. My weight, however, is a touchy topic.
ReplyDeleteSee 'that' right there is (one of the many and sundry reasons) why you ladies confuse we mere males so much. (It's deliberate, just to keep us off-balance and bewildered, isn't it? Go on, admit it, I wont tell anyone. As soon as there's the slightest chance that any man, anywhere, 'might' have some handle on 'the rules', all you ladies change them just in case).
ReplyDeleteFrom personal experience, the 'only' ladies who worry (and Oh my, do they major in worrying) about their weight .. are the ladies that, as a(n) (very nervous) impartial observer, are the last ones to actually 'need' to.
Age? Well done you, you either have good 501's or had a 'really' easy paper-round.
Me? I quite happily admit, as we men do, that I'm … 21, for the 27th time. (I still 'feel' 16 in my head, although friends insist I act more like 14).
Good genes and clean living.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that you do have weight (a touchy subject) is enticing! I adore a woman who looks like a woman, not a half starved heroin model...
ReplyDeleteHey, heroin models need love too!
ReplyDelete(They just ain't gonna get it from me.) ;)
Angel, you look fabulous. Doesn't matter how old you are, you're a beautiful woman.
ReplyDelete(I understand completely on the weight thing. Who cares on age, weight though, let's leave it alone. Especially right now.)
And for the record, I'm 32. :)
-CM
Geez, It's obviously an "irish" phone. :)
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