Thursday, September 25, 2014

Yeah, you're fucking magic.


This is how commenting on my blog works: If you comment on a post from the last two weeks and you're not spam, it posts and sends me an email notification.
Except for wirecutter. Oh no, he's got to be "special". I thought he'd just abandoned me, stopped checking in, but no, he's commenting. Stealth commenting. No fucking notification. Like magic.
His comment from  the post below:
Blogger wirecutter said...
I don't know. I don't question my powers, I just abuse them.

Now you need to do a post about how fucking amazing I am or the shit's gonna hit the fan.

Fuck.
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14 comments:

  1. wirecutterSeptember 25, 2014 at 7:53 PM

    Yup. It's on now.
    Especially after you posted the infamous Dancing Wirecutter gif.

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  2. hiswiserangelSeptember 25, 2014 at 7:59 PM

    It's the price you pay for being "magic".

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  3. SaraSeptember 25, 2014 at 8:46 PM

    Just when I was finally able to sleep again without nightmares...

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  4. hiswiserangelSeptember 25, 2014 at 8:47 PM

    Sorry, Sara. War is hell and sometimes there's collateral damage.

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  5. Angel eyesSeptember 25, 2014 at 8:58 PM

    I just got up from my latest book to check the intardweb (h/t zoomie)...and then this.
    Going back to reading and drinking now.

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  6. Bruce WayneSeptember 25, 2014 at 10:46 PM

    Oh man! Wirecutter, the Magic Man! He's got skills, I'll give him that. It's why I keep going back to his site time and time again!

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  7. GrogSeptember 26, 2014 at 7:22 AM

    This should be an interesting weekend of reading. ;)

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  8. Ian RestilSeptember 26, 2014 at 7:35 AM

    At the end of the day, he's from California, the San Francisco area to be precise, and you're from Texas.

    Make us proud, lassie.

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  9. VolframSeptember 26, 2014 at 10:44 AM

    Collateral damage is the best kind of damage.

    How do you know if you're not getting moderated?

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  10. hiswiserangelSeptember 26, 2014 at 11:47 AM

    I stupidly informed wirecutter that his comments were posting without notification. No one else has managed to breach my defenses.

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  11. wirecutterSeptember 27, 2014 at 9:51 PM

    Volfram - I like you, man.

    Ian - Fuck you.

    Angel - I now have your blog password. I thought you were smarter than that. Took me 20 minutes.
    You're in deep shit now.

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  12. hiswiserangelSeptember 28, 2014 at 3:48 AM

    How hard is it to figure out "wirecutterisanasshole"?

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  13. Ian RestilSeptember 28, 2014 at 12:48 PM

    Wirecutter exhorted (demanded/extorted) for "a post about how f*cking amazing I am", and you complied.

    Is there any post that *shows* how amazing he is than his .gif?

    If he doesn't actually think so, perhaps he should recall the (generally) end result of the wishes a genie grants - quite possibly the genesis of the phrase 'be careful what you ask for, you might just get it'.

    'Hoist by his own petard' is another apt phrase, even if I don't believe his petard is quite as magnifique as his .gif otherwise suggests ... ;-)

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  14. hiswiserangelSeptember 28, 2014 at 2:01 PM

    He's saying you asked for it.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.