This is how commenting on my blog works: If you comment on a post from the last two weeks and you're not spam, it posts and sends me an email notification.
Except for wirecutter. Oh no, he's got to be "special". I thought he'd just abandoned me, stopped checking in, but no, he's commenting. Stealth commenting. No fucking notification. Like magic.
His comment from the post below:
wirecutter said...
I don't know. I don't question my powers, I just abuse them.
Now you need to do a post about how fucking amazing I am or the shit's gonna hit the fan.
Now you need to do a post about how fucking amazing I am or the shit's gonna hit the fan.
Fuck.
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Yup. It's on now.
Especially after you posted the infamous Dancing Wirecutter gif.
It's the price you pay for being "magic".
Just when I was finally able to sleep again without nightmares...
Sorry, Sara. War is hell and sometimes there's collateral damage.
I just got up from my latest book to check the intardweb (h/t zoomie)...and then this.
Going back to reading and drinking now.
Oh man! Wirecutter, the Magic Man! He's got skills, I'll give him that. It's why I keep going back to his site time and time again!
This should be an interesting weekend of reading. ;)
At the end of the day, he's from California, the San Francisco area to be precise, and you're from Texas.
Make us proud, lassie.
Collateral damage is the best kind of damage.
How do you know if you're not getting moderated?
I stupidly informed wirecutter that his comments were posting without notification. No one else has managed to breach my defenses.
Volfram - I like you, man.
Ian - Fuck you.
Angel - I now have your blog password. I thought you were smarter than that. Took me 20 minutes.
You're in deep shit now.
How hard is it to figure out "wirecutterisanasshole"?
Wirecutter exhorted (demanded/extorted) for "a post about how f*cking amazing I am", and you complied.
Is there any post that *shows* how amazing he is than his .gif?
If he doesn't actually think so, perhaps he should recall the (generally) end result of the wishes a genie grants - quite possibly the genesis of the phrase 'be careful what you ask for, you might just get it'.
'Hoist by his own petard' is another apt phrase, even if I don't believe his petard is quite as magnifique as his .gif otherwise suggests ... ;-)
He's saying you asked for it.
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