Thursday, August 27, 2015

Beyond magnificent

I'm a pearl girl. I care nothing for diamonds or other gems. 
Give me pearls and watch me glow. 
Now give me these, and watch me rape, pillage and plunder. 
Aye! Be Cap'n Ginger McStabby!
Now hand over yer booty and pray for ye lives!


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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 27, 2015 at 1:33 PM

    Make sure you start your day right before you pillage...http://knuckledraggin.com/2015/08/wouldnt-even-faze-me-first-thing-in-the-morning/

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  2. Hawken CougarAugust 27, 2015 at 3:54 PM

    Are those on sale at Planned Parenthood?

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    1. AnonymousAugust 27, 2015 at 4:32 PM

      No butvyou get one free with ever gov't paid for abortion. Once you have a dozen they will string them for you though.

      Exile1981

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  3. JeremyRAugust 27, 2015 at 4:48 PM

    Those are the skulls of actual Obambi supporters. The cranial cavity is more than twice the size needed to contain their brain.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.