Many years ago I got a new VCR (kids will have to ask grampa what that is) and offered the old unit to my parents along with a couple of John Wayne tapes to start.
I called my mother the next week and asked how the unit was working out for them. Long silence. Then my mother said "You can come by anytime and pick up the tape you left IN the machine." I replied "The tape?".
"Yes, 'Housewives in Bondage'". Another long silence. "Your father liked it.".
that literally made me laugh
ReplyDeletei have actually heard that happen
wasn't me tho...
honestly.
livin to ride
That has happened to me. Not porn, but Michael berry on ktrh.
ReplyDeleteMany years ago I got a new VCR (kids will have to ask grampa what that is) and offered the old unit to my parents along with a couple of John Wayne tapes to start.
ReplyDeleteI called my mother the next week and asked how the unit was working out for them. Long silence. Then my mother said "You can come by anytime and pick up the tape you left IN the machine." I replied "The tape?".
"Yes, 'Housewives in Bondage'". Another long silence. "Your father liked it.".
Folks, I learned a lesson there.