Woke up 4 am Thursday, intestinal explosions, fever, aches, chills, general plague. Not getting better. Just puked on Max, dammit when I say move, MOVE, and he ate it. I'm so done. Here, words. Enjoy.
Bless you, Wise Angel One....hopefully when it leaves you it won't come back....take whatever you think will help and get well soon!..AND, don't hesitate to seek medical help!
Oh you darling girl, you extended the limits. Well, I'm past drinking with amateur drunks. Direct quote from Johnny Carson's offsider, Ed McMahon when he replied to Johnnies question about going on on New Years Eve. That will do me.
My wife was down a couple days with this crud. I felt it coming at a 3AM a few days later. I gulped a half cup of apple brandy, felt it attack my innards, and the next day I was okay.
#11 made me giggle. Is that bad?
ReplyDeleteFunny thing: years ago my GP put a note into my packet concerning "the exam" - "patient not interested".
Get well soon. You need party strength.
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better soon, Angel.
ReplyDeleteSounds like christmas eve. Sitting on the toilet with a bucket in my lap because both ends were projectile...
ReplyDeleteExile1981
Unfortunately, Moms don't get sick days.
ReplyDeleteI first heard no.14 in a comedy routine in the 70's. Carlin maybe?
ReplyDeleteBless you, Wise Angel One....hopefully when it leaves you it won't come back....take whatever you think will help and get well soon!..AND, don't hesitate to seek medical help!
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"and he ate it", can't make that shit up... Feel better!
ReplyDeleteOh you darling girl, you extended the limits. Well, I'm past drinking with amateur
ReplyDeletedrunks. Direct quote from Johnny Carson's offsider, Ed McMahon when he replied to Johnnies question about going on on New Years Eve.
That will do me.
I found it funny about your dog!! Silly critters...
ReplyDeleteGet better soon
Sorry you are so sick.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the words. Funny stuff.
My wife was down a couple days with this crud. I felt it coming at a 3AM a few days later. I gulped a half cup of apple brandy, felt it attack my innards, and the next day I was okay.
ReplyDeleteYMMV....