Thursday, January 19, 2017

It was the Great Dildo and Bong Uprising of 2017

The skirmish lasted 30 minutes before
the surviving rebels retreated to their safe spaces
for playdoh and juice boxes.



12 comments:

  1. Do the math.....



    vaquero viejo

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  2. Plus there are those of us trapped in 'Indian country' that also have guns.

    hbbill
    Somewhere Behind Enemy Lines
    Peoples Republik of Kommiefornia

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  3. Bring it on, Snowflakes. Bring it on.

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  4. So, if I have a hair dryer on high heat does that count as an offensive weapon?

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  5. Amen Anon 7:54, our local county votes approximately 80% Democratic (one of them blue counties) but that doesn't make the individual toothless by any means, at least not in Texas.

    Actually looking forward to watching the protesters get it out of their systems, but they better keep it cool, at least in Washington D.C.. I understand there are supposed to be a 'wall of meat' by Bikers For Trump. I don't think waving a dildo or a pink knit 'kitty headgear' would be very intimidating for them.

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  6. ANGEL FOR EMPRESS IN 2020

    Wildflower

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  7. Northern Virginia is occupied by damnyankees and liberals.
    Sat next to a table full of Snowflakes at local TexMex restaurant. They were talking 'bout "social action!" and "taking it to the streets!"
    One turned to me and ask "What have YOU done for Justice, old man?"
    *deep breath*
    "Made sure my rifle is zeroed for 500 yards."
    They paid up and left ... in a hurry.
    Manager said "Lunch is on me. Care for dessert?"

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  8. The Infamous Oregon LawhobbitJanuary 20, 2017 at 3:42 PM

    What's wrong with PlayDoh???

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  9. Up top it lists "no results" next to a gray box. What I want to know is why the entire area of D.C. isn't gray.

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  10. That number doesn't change much when you count world-wide gun ownership instead of just domestic gun ownership.

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  11. Volfram, yes it does, Fast and Furry Ass saw to that.

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  12. Perhaps when (if) liberals truly understand that, we will no longer have to look at a candidate's 2A stance.

    Antibubba

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.