Thursday, January 19, 2017

It was the Great Dildo and Bong Uprising of 2017

The skirmish lasted 30 minutes before
the surviving rebels retreated to their safe spaces
for playdoh and juice boxes.



12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do the math.....



vaquero viejo

Anonymous said...

Plus there are those of us trapped in 'Indian country' that also have guns.

hbbill
Somewhere Behind Enemy Lines
Peoples Republik of Kommiefornia

Buzz D said...

Bring it on, Snowflakes. Bring it on.

Granny said...

So, if I have a hair dryer on high heat does that count as an offensive weapon?

Anonymous said...

Amen Anon 7:54, our local county votes approximately 80% Democratic (one of them blue counties) but that doesn't make the individual toothless by any means, at least not in Texas.

Actually looking forward to watching the protesters get it out of their systems, but they better keep it cool, at least in Washington D.C.. I understand there are supposed to be a 'wall of meat' by Bikers For Trump. I don't think waving a dildo or a pink knit 'kitty headgear' would be very intimidating for them.

Anonymous said...

ANGEL FOR EMPRESS IN 2020

Wildflower

Stretch said...

Northern Virginia is occupied by damnyankees and liberals.
Sat next to a table full of Snowflakes at local TexMex restaurant. They were talking 'bout "social action!" and "taking it to the streets!"
One turned to me and ask "What have YOU done for Justice, old man?"
*deep breath*
"Made sure my rifle is zeroed for 500 yards."
They paid up and left ... in a hurry.
Manager said "Lunch is on me. Care for dessert?"

The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit said...

What's wrong with PlayDoh???

JeremyR said...

Up top it lists "no results" next to a gray box. What I want to know is why the entire area of D.C. isn't gray.

Volfram said...

That number doesn't change much when you count world-wide gun ownership instead of just domestic gun ownership.

JeremyR said...

Volfram, yes it does, Fast and Furry Ass saw to that.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps when (if) liberals truly understand that, we will no longer have to look at a candidate's 2A stance.

Antibubba