Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
Brings new meaning to getting "morning wood"...
Wire cutter has been playing with the chainsaw again.
No trees where you live; hence the old joke about a good looking woman behind every tree in the Panhandle. How the hell did Wire cutter caber toss that one over a thousand miles?giggle
if you were "enthroned" at the moment of entry of that organic projectile, there would indeed be an end to you your blockage!.....vaquero viejo
That's not the kind of log you want to drop when you're taking a shit for real.
You need to tell your javelin throwing neighbor to rein back on his training regimen. That or tell your caber tossing neighbor he's a wimp.
I call bullshit. That falling spear would cause any normal person to clench up tighter than a virgin nun's womanhood.
Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.
Brings new meaning to getting "morning wood"...
ReplyDeleteWire cutter has been playing with the chainsaw again.
ReplyDeleteNo trees where you live; hence the old joke about a good looking woman behind every tree in the Panhandle.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell did Wire cutter caber toss that one over a thousand miles?
giggle
if you were "enthroned" at the moment of entry of that organic projectile, there would indeed be an end to you your blockage!.....
ReplyDeletevaquero viejo
That's not the kind of log you want to drop when you're taking a shit for real.
ReplyDeleteYou need to tell your javelin throwing neighbor to rein back on his training regimen. That or tell your caber tossing neighbor he's a wimp.
ReplyDeleteI call bullshit. That falling spear would cause any normal person to clench up tighter than a virgin nun's womanhood.
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