reminds me of the drive thru confessional installed by a young, progressive priest....they let him keep it, but made him remove his original sign "TOOT AND TELL OR GO TO HELL!"
so this young Irish catholic rogue went to confession..."Father, I have sinned, I have fornicated"..."Ahh,now Kevin, was it with Rosy O'Grady?"..."no Father"..."was it with Mary Muldoon?"..."no Father"...was it with Erin O'Shea?"...."no Father"...."well then , give me 50 Hail Mary's and sin no more"....once outside, he was accosted by his friend, Ted, "Well, Kevin, how was it?"...."not too bad, only had to say some Hail Mary's...and I got 3 new leads!"
Smart but sinning Catholics know to go to the last confession times before a high holy day. General Absolution given 9 times out of 10!
ReplyDeleteThey would need rotating shifts to hear all of mine.
ReplyDeleteThey would probably need an updated list for you. ;-)
ReplyDeletereminds me of the drive thru confessional installed by a young, progressive priest....they let him keep it, but made him remove his original sign "TOOT AND TELL OR GO TO HELL!"
ReplyDeletevaquero viejo
Without true repentance, you're not confessing--you're bragging. :(
ReplyDeleteWhen engineers go into the clergy.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Wrath is 110% right.
so this young Irish catholic rogue went to confession..."Father, I have sinned, I have fornicated"..."Ahh,now Kevin, was it with Rosy O'Grady?"..."no Father"..."was it with Mary Muldoon?"..."no Father"...was it with Erin O'Shea?"...."no Father"...."well then , give me 50 Hail Mary's and sin no more"....once outside, he was accosted by his friend, Ted, "Well, Kevin, how was it?"...."not too bad, only had to say some Hail Mary's...and I got 3 new leads!"
ReplyDeletevaquero viejo
Maybe have "Mortal" and "Venial" express lanes...
ReplyDeleteI'm not gonna confess if I can't brag about it.
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