Tuesday, May 2, 2017

CatholiQuick: Home of the Speedy Confession

I'll bet the sins and penances are on a numbered chart outside the confessional.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. 2-2-2-three fives- have a dozen nines."
"Four twos, a four, a half a dozen ones. Go in Peace. NEXT!"


9 comments:

Andrew said...

Smart but sinning Catholics know to go to the last confession times before a high holy day. General Absolution given 9 times out of 10!

Phil said...

They would need rotating shifts to hear all of mine.

hiswiserangel said...

They would probably need an updated list for you. ;-)

Anonymous said...

reminds me of the drive thru confessional installed by a young, progressive priest....they let him keep it, but made him remove his original sign "TOOT AND TELL OR GO TO HELL!"


vaquero viejo

Wraith said...

Without true repentance, you're not confessing--you're bragging. :(

Volfram said...

When engineers go into the clergy.

Also, Wrath is 110% right.

Anonymous said...

so this young Irish catholic rogue went to confession..."Father, I have sinned, I have fornicated"..."Ahh,now Kevin, was it with Rosy O'Grady?"..."no Father"..."was it with Mary Muldoon?"..."no Father"...was it with Erin O'Shea?"...."no Father"...."well then , give me 50 Hail Mary's and sin no more"....once outside, he was accosted by his friend, Ted, "Well, Kevin, how was it?"...."not too bad, only had to say some Hail Mary's...and I got 3 new leads!"


vaquero viejo

rickn8or said...

Maybe have "Mortal" and "Venial" express lanes...

Unclezip said...

I'm not gonna confess if I can't brag about it.