Friday, March 29, 2013

Sick Easter Humor

Since I've been informed by several concerned anonymous commenters that my eternal soul is destined for a fiery hell, I don't see any reason not to secure luxury accommodations.  And those of you who understand Easter in Christian terms, y'all know it has nothing to do with bunnies or eggs or delicious yummy chocolate.





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3 comments:

  1. GrandMarch 29, 2013 at 7:15 AM

    I would never ever say you are going to hell.

    From my perspective the correct way to phrase it is you are COMING to hell.

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  2. JeremyRMarch 29, 2013 at 9:44 PM

    So why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs?

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  3. American InsurgentMarch 30, 2013 at 5:36 AM

    Don't be deceived by Satan!

    Regardless of what the power-whores of organized religion have to say about it, true Christians know that Easter was just an accommodation to converted heathen of days gone by. The word, properly translated, is Passover.

    Easter = Ishtar

    Eggs and rabbits = Pagan fertility rites and orgies

    Let go of the traditions of men and embrace your Saviour Yeshua; Whose sacrifice made Him our Passover forever more.

    p.s. Anyone condemning a child of God to hell is likely to find themselves there.

    Most are just too stupid to READ the Book and instead, trust the lying sacks of shit who extort them for money and obedience, and do their bidding. These are the same fools who will embrace the antichrist when he comes to Rapture their dumb asses away.

    The rest are intentionally complicit in the deception and lust after their father, the Devil.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.