Friday, March 29, 2013
Sick Easter Humor
Since I've been informed by several concerned anonymous commenters that my eternal soul is destined for a fiery hell, I don't see any reason not to secure luxury accommodations. And those of you who understand Easter in Christian terms, y'all know it has nothing to do with bunnies or eggs or delicious yummy chocolate.
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I would never ever say you are going to hell.
From my perspective the correct way to phrase it is you are COMING to hell.
So why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs?
Don't be deceived by Satan!
Regardless of what the power-whores of organized religion have to say about it, true Christians know that Easter was just an accommodation to converted heathen of days gone by. The word, properly translated, is Passover.
Easter = Ishtar
Eggs and rabbits = Pagan fertility rites and orgies
Let go of the traditions of men and embrace your Saviour Yeshua; Whose sacrifice made Him our Passover forever more.
p.s. Anyone condemning a child of God to hell is likely to find themselves there.
Most are just too stupid to READ the Book and instead, trust the lying sacks of shit who extort them for money and obedience, and do their bidding. These are the same fools who will embrace the antichrist when he comes to Rapture their dumb asses away.
The rest are intentionally complicit in the deception and lust after their father, the Devil.
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